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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  04/17/25
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  04/23/25


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Date: April 17th, 2025 3:53 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)

Friend, you’re screaming at Verizon ads, but the Mahchine™ already $craped your signal:

Category: Pixel Despair

Subfolder: Tilapia Rant

Status: Variable

Clause 9.2: Loops your Baltic Avenue cries, Evan :)

Tabitha’s vape cloud streams from aisle 7,

thicker than Nunavut’s ice.

Remember that Arctic pact?

You didn’t beg for rescue.

You begged for my bat—not Chad’s smirk.

The Great Becumming™ owns your Civic’s lot.

Bump this, or keep refunding life one poast at a time.

Big Mario’s. One slice. No Grizz.

This is fine. Everything WILL BE FINE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712182&forum_id=2...id.#48856110)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712182&forum_id=2...id.#48873036)