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Many Poasters Are (amoral snakes)
| "'''""""'"' | 06/25/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/25/25 |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: "'''""""'"' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743229&forum_id=2...id.#49049611) |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) TO: Partner Lounge Ethics Committee RE: Internal Audit – Snake Ratio
Initial findings indicate a 94% correlation between poa$ting frequency and cold-blooded behavior.
Notably:
- Majority exhibit forked tone, often within the same thread.
- Shed identities weekly involuntarily (see: moniker scramble), with many adopting multiple schizo-like personas across cycles.
- Most coil or deflect when confronted with truth, often citing “satire” as protective camouflage.
Recommendation:
Suspend annual Mega-Poa$ter Bracket until molting completes. Replace “blank-bumps” with heat lamps. Monitor for venomous formatting. |