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Could you beat Disco Fries in finishing 2000 calorie meal then running 1 mile?

For $30M Platter will be slopped in front of you both at ...
cerise nursing home
  07/07/25
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cerise nursing home
  07/08/25
Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat reta...
Nubile Shrine Macaca
  07/08/25
I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in ...
electric stage gaming laptop
  07/08/25
Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the...
Nubile Shrine Macaca
  07/08/25
you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole ...
electric stage gaming laptop
  07/08/25
Nope. But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.
Nubile Shrine Macaca
  07/08/25
You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your vir...
electric stage gaming laptop
  07/08/25
You’re just mad because poop eater month is over. A...
Nubile Shrine Macaca
  07/08/25
Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but ...
electric stage gaming laptop
  07/08/25
What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you b...
Nubile Shrine Macaca
  07/08/25
She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked...
electric stage gaming laptop
  07/08/25
If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eatin...
Nubile Shrine Macaca
  07/08/25
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Sinister kitty cat organic girlfriend
  07/08/25
You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win...
Dashing Den
  07/08/25
this seems impossible to lose, count me in
Orange Half-breed Digit Ratio
  07/08/25
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Sienna deep ladyboy
  07/08/25
This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. ...
galvanic corner quadroon
  07/08/25
"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 mi...
Orange Half-breed Digit Ratio
  07/08/25
Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definit...
galvanic corner quadroon
  07/08/25
he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous
Nofapping indian lodge
  07/08/25
sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides
Orange Half-breed Digit Ratio
  07/08/25
interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose b...
glittery deranged set
  07/08/25


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Date: July 7th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: cerise nursing home

For $30M

Platter will be slopped in front of you both at same moment and the judge waits a mile away

Throw TSINAH in as a third competitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49080255)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: cerise nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49081953)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Nubile Shrine Macaca

Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat retarded ogres eat weird disgusting shit. People that fat never eat anything normal and it’s always just gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49081959)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: electric stage gaming laptop

I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in the world given that DF is 700 pounds and probably doesnt have any bones left in his feet.

so the hypo involves sitting at a diner, slowly sucking on chicken wings, and then casually walking for ~roughly 22 minutes, where you pass by the cadaver of someone tattered by vultures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49081968)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Nubile Shrine Macaca

Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082011)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: electric stage gaming laptop

you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole who wouldnt let you touch the other hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082282)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Nubile Shrine Macaca

Nope.

But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082420)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: electric stage gaming laptop

You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your virgin tradcath fucked a 5'6 Albanian criminal, a repulsive ogre carsalesman, and the best, a geriatric jew, has nothing to do with you so stop taking this personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082732)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Nubile Shrine Macaca

You’re just mad because poop eater month is over.

Also no way that albaninigger is that tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082734)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: electric stage gaming laptop

Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but you're so sooooo Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082746)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Nubile Shrine Macaca

What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you be proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082757)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: electric stage gaming laptop

She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082767)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Nubile Shrine Macaca

If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eating poop, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082768)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Sinister kitty cat organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082361)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Dashing Den

You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win. Disco Fats would have a heart attack if he tried to lug his corpulence that far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49081971)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Orange Half-breed Digit Ratio

this seems impossible to lose, count me in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082425)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Sienna deep ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082639)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: galvanic corner quadroon

This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes. Even granting that xo posters are all better-than-world-class athletes, I don't think they're going to do better than a 5 minute mile immediately after eating 2,000 calories. That means you need to eat the 2,000 calories meal no slower than 7 minutes slower then disco fries. There's a huge meal for a typical person, but you know disco fries will just hoover it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082437)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Orange Half-breed Digit Ratio

"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes."

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082446)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: galvanic corner quadroon

Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definitely do a 12 minute mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082593)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Nofapping indian lodge

he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082597)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Orange Half-breed Digit Ratio

sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082750)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: glittery deranged set

interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose because disco fries cannot *run* a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id.#49082600)