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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: balding cyan legal warrant Literally our entire society is fraudulent. How can anyone take anything seriously anymore man lmao
I'm just gonna put the rest of my money in tech stocks and take drugs every day until I die. It's Over |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: titillating mint spot chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934590) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Histrionic submissive trailer park dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934620) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Histrionic submissive trailer park dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934619) |
Date: June 12th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Magenta giraffe office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49933946) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: balding cyan legal warrant Yeah goy we're gonna do the screens in outer space just like in the sci fi movies lmao
This shekel nigger is gonna start talking about how he's going to build a dyson sphere next not flame I'm calling it now |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: pearly boyish ticket booth famous landscape painting ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49933971) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: balding cyan legal warrant "Universal High Income In Space"
*soyfaces and does reddit dance* |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:14 PM Author: Tripping turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49933981) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Magenta giraffe office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934007) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Magenta giraffe office Hey goy thanks for investing in such a surefire money maker with your passive index funds in your retirement accounts! If you don't like it you can always "invest" in a 4% CD while inflation is at 10%! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934005) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: balding cyan legal warrant "It's up to you though, of course, hehe. It's a Free Market after all. Because "America" is all about Freedom. The Highest Moral Good." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934011) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: Magenta giraffe office Hehe yeah goy it's the free market, you love freedom right? Of course, one of the drivers of all that inflation is bailouts and spending for the chosen people, I mean the chosen BUSINESSES that are just too important to fail! Hey you can always vote for people that won't do that! Wait, you have been but they keep betraying you? Well maybe next time hehe how about that Vance guy hes a populist and real man of the people! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934046) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Tripping turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49933956) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: cobalt startled field twinkling uncleanness itt poormos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49933964) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Charcoal indian lodge mexican you didn't realize this when we had shit like "dogecoin" being worth 30 billion dollars? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49933968) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Tripping turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49933973) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Claret Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934049) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: Magenta giraffe office Yeah but to invest in that you needed to go to shady unregulated exchanges, now wind up with positions in shit just as retarded as Dogecoin when they invest in blue chip index funds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934058) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: Big twinkling private investor parlor This. Sure you could’ve made a lot in BTC even life changing when it was on common exchanges. But to get in really early you would have needed to do some fugazi shit in Japan and they would send .02 to your checking to verify. I tried.
Could you become a millionaire if you bought on Coinbase sure but to be a billionaire life changing money you pretty much needed to get in on some fugazi shit. Then pray you can get your Jewish numbers on a screen back. The circle of life. |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: Claret Black Woman Yeah I remember this I had to go to some shady website literally in comic sans font with a barebones ui called bittly or bitcash or some crap dont even remember to buy coins
I tried buying like 30 bucks worth and the gas/fees in the transcation burnt like 0.978430849723 of my BTC or whatever it was back then and the guy got reaally mad at me for trying to scam him so he shaved some $$$$ off the previously agreed trade
I didnt know about the fee bullshit lol spent it on some brazzers accounts and drugs, was like 2011 |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: Magenta giraffe office Thats the whole point of the SEC and regulating publicly traded companies. Anyone can invest in whatever the fuck they want, but to be publicly traded we try to ensure it's not fraud and lies. Of course there's still risk, which is why people who want to he safe invest in large blue chip companies.
Now the largest IPO in history debuting as the SEVENTH LARGEST public company and it hasn't made a dollar and no one can tell you how they ever will.
We are so fucked lmfao. |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: balding cyan legal warrant Exactly, good poast
Like yeah I'm opposed to The System that we have right now in principle for a variety of complex abstract reasons. That's one thing. But the System currently doesn't even conform to its own standards nor do what it is ostensibly supposed to do
It's literally just bogus fraud that's strictly making the world and our society a worse place |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Magenta giraffe office MFCR.
I like most parts of The System on paper. The problem is that The System has become so corrupted that it doesn't stand for or do what it's supposed to, and perversely actually operates to do exactly the opposite in many cases. |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Maroon blathering senate TT finally making a highly profitable trade! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49933972) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: twisted center wish i had bought moar jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934069) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:57 PM Author: twisted center I bought 3 shares and already up 3.27% --- cry moar birdshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934063) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:14 PM Author: angry goyim I thought you were going all in before the open (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934593) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Big twinkling private investor parlor How would this dude who lives in a mud shack get ANY shares of this “before open”? It didn’t even start trading until like 11:50. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934601) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:17 PM Author: angry goyim I thought Robinhood had some allocations for plebs like him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934604) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: twisted center no one offered me i have like 300-400k each with fidelity, schwab, etrade and they no offer me cause im a turd this is turd discrimination (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934607) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:25 PM Author: titillating mint spot chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934616) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: Turquoise Brethren Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934670) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:08 PM Author: Maroon blathering senate Motherfucker, you never submitted a COTP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934688) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:26 PM Author: spectacular sexy stage selfie It’s for your own good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2...id.#49934700) |