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Found a typo on p 31 of Wachtell’s Twitter complaint

They’re not sending their best folks: https://www.w...
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Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year
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I couldn't find it
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UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.
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The important thing is that you got the conversation started
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Was/were?
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In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it...
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You are correct
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Horrible/ hilarious
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Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.
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Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?
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First page: its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk...
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now we’re talking
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Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.
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“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God...
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I consider this a great compliment
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Project Pat is 6'6"
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lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized
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Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.
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I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definiti...
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Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.
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Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption an...
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if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means ...
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what's wrong with it?
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A pause sounds more natural
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separates dependent and independent clauses.
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Because "After the market fell" is the predicate o...
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Adds dramatic effect.
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Errant comma
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They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint...
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SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!
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There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are ob...
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I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs
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Actual typo on page 53: "Musk’s claimed 'beli...
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That’s word choice, not a typo.
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Maybe, but I doubt it.
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With a purchase price of $54.20
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WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.
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Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billio...
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(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)
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The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a...
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then you say "to use towards the purchase price"
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My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!
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This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the j...
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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Histrionic angry forum

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: pale cracking boltzmann

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: turquoise resort useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843332)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Gold meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844724)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: 180 mad cow disease field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844792)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: godawful adventurous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846146)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone disgusting hall



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored grizzly crackhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848537)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: swollen sick mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#46503579)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
Author: bull headed vibrant locale persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#46503581)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: plum cuckold base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367388)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: avocado dragon

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367443)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: 180 mad cow disease field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#48259868)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: violet deranged cuckoldry pozpig

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843055)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria indirect expression

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843162)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: lemon chapel gunner



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Rebellious hospital



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: house-broken tanning salon hominid

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: godawful adventurous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846147)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: Brilliant unhinged pistol corner



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: Spruce Spot Prole

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: autistic impertinent messiness



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: Spectacular Locus Degenerate

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: pale cracking boltzmann

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: turquoise resort useless brakes



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: boyish gaming laptop

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: boyish gaming laptop

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: outnumbered state macaca

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: irate hunting ground

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: outnumbered state macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846303)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: irate hunting ground

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: godawful adventurous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: coiffed curious home nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847264)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored grizzly crackhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848540)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: comical digit ratio piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#48259997)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: heady goyim

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: pale cracking boltzmann

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Floppy tan whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: diverse flesh preventive strike toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: boyish gaming laptop

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: heady goyim

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: Spruce Spot Prole

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: avocado dragon

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Histrionic angry forum

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: heady goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria indirect expression

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: heady goyim

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Lake exciting international law enforcement agency theater

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: 180 mad cow disease field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: heady goyim

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Pearl trailer park selfie

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: violet deranged cuckoldry pozpig

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: lemon chapel gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Azure titillating parlour marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: carnelian affirmative action national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Floppy tan whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: 180 mad cow disease field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling fortuitous meteor hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: diverse flesh preventive strike toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: Spruce Spot Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Multi-colored grizzly crackhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: buff odious house

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: plum cuckold base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: filthy claret deer antler

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed principal's office

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: lemon chapel gunner

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: filthy claret deer antler

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: heady goyim

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria indirect expression

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: avocado dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: godawful adventurous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: Chocolate aggressive senate

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling milky turdskin

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: ocher range kitty cat

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: offensive bat-shit-crazy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: Azure titillating parlour marketing idea

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Azure titillating parlour marketing idea

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Spruce Spot Prole

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: Floppy tan whorehouse

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: carnelian affirmative action national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Multi-colored grizzly crackhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: heady goyim

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: Azure titillating parlour marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria indirect expression

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: heady goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Histrionic angry forum

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: heady goyim

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: carnelian affirmative action national

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Azure titillating parlour marketing idea

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: carnelian affirmative action national

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Azure titillating parlour marketing idea

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Violent queen of the night pervert

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: carnelian affirmative action national

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: frum aquamarine immigrant double fault

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: Territorial ivory quadroon address

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Azure titillating parlour marketing idea

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: thirsty primrose orchestra pit blood rage

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: crimson excitant brunch

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: nudist stage dingle berry

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: crimson excitant brunch

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Transparent market

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Ebony telephone legend

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Amber location rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: Lascivious son of senegal cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: plum cuckold base



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: bright elite fanboi parlor

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: razzle menage electric furnace

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: violet deranged cuckoldry pozpig

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: Violent queen of the night pervert



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: outnumbered state macaca

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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Floppy tan whorehouse

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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: puce ape



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Marvelous topaz point community account



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Canary jew public bath



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844117)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: Drunken sadistic shitlib mental disorder



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria indirect expression



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: rose flickering yarmulke box office



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: heady goyim



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: outnumbered state macaca



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: Spruce Spot Prole



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: charismatic shrine legal warrant



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Marvelous topaz point community account



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: Marvelous topaz point community account



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:07 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria indirect expression

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844349)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling fortuitous meteor hissy fit



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: impressive theater stage liquid oxygen

great thread

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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: concupiscible overrated mood genital piercing

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: rose flickering yarmulke box office

not one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846000)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: nudist stage dingle berry

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

Cr

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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: Seedy factory reset button casino

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: outnumbered state macaca

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: thirsty primrose orchestra pit blood rage

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: rose flickering yarmulke box office

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: supple internet-worthy therapy

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: thirsty primrose orchestra pit blood rage

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Floppy tan whorehouse

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: thirsty primrose orchestra pit blood rage

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: rose flickering yarmulke box office

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: outnumbered state macaca

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: outnumbered state macaca

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: Seedy factory reset button casino

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Floppy tan whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: Canary jew public bath

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: stimulating nursing home potus

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: hideous hairless patrolman

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Spruce Spot Prole

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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: offensive bat-shit-crazy main people



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: pale cracking boltzmann

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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: big domesticated stead

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367394)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: plum cuckold base

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367395)