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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
dark trump supporter gaping
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry
  07/26/25
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Aromatic Feces Temple
  07/26/25
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abnormal aquamarine mood ticket booth
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Mildly Autistic Contagious Dopamine Marketing Idea
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry
  07/26/25
At a bar
adventurous territorial boltzmann
  07/26/25
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Aromatic Feces Temple
  07/26/25
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Sexy razzle-dazzle property
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frozen plaza
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carnelian anal spot
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Filthy unholy therapy mediation
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cerebral gas station famous landscape painting
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charismatic copper filthpig love of her life
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Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry
  07/26/25
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slate hyperactive stead
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painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter
  07/26/25
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fear-inspiring crotch
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supple tan home
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Laughsome walnut puppy center
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Canary pervert goal in life
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Crimson sticky double fault legend
  07/26/25
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dark trump supporter gaping
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
electric jet-lagged electric furnace
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry
  07/26/25
...
dark trump supporter gaping
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
electric jet-lagged electric furnace
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Aromatic Feces Temple
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Orange nofapping menage
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry
  07/27/25
...
heady hell
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Appetizing Shrine
  07/26/25
...
Aromatic Feces Temple
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
soul-stirring orchestra pit
  07/26/25
...
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
pearl house
  07/26/25
...
slate hyperactive stead
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Bisexual location mother
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry
  07/26/25
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dark trump supporter gaping
  07/26/25
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ruddy wrinkle
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
dark trump supporter gaping
  07/26/25
(who did it)
floppy lime dingle berry jewess
  07/26/25
...
Aromatic Feces Temple
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
pearly coldplay fan
  07/26/25
which dad tp
rusted alcoholic pit
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Burgundy wonderful kitchen
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: dark trump supporter gaping

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Feces Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: abnormal aquamarine mood ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Contagious Dopamine Marketing Idea

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: adventurous territorial boltzmann

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Feces Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Sexy razzle-dazzle property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: frozen plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: carnelian anal spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Filthy unholy therapy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: cerebral gas station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: charismatic copper filthpig love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: slate hyperactive stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: supple tan home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Laughsome walnut puppy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Canary pervert goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Crimson sticky double fault legend

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: dark trump supporter gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: electric jet-lagged electric furnace

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: dark trump supporter gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: electric jet-lagged electric furnace

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Feces Temple

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Orange nofapping menage

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: heady hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Aromatic Feces Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring orchestra pit

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: pearl house

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: slate hyperactive stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Bisexual location mother

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful faggot firefighter

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Faggotry

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: dark trump supporter gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: ruddy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: dark trump supporter gaping

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: floppy lime dingle berry jewess

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Feces Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: pearly coldplay fan

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: rusted alcoholic pit

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Burgundy wonderful kitchen

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134975)