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BENZO SHITVAX Case Filed 4/13/2020, Coming Up On 6 Years. ROFL

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Massive comical messiness
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Claret toilet seat
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flickering sick macaca
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Wasn’t the trial in 2023
Hideous Curious Marketing Idea People Who Are Hurt
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this is an intellectually rigorous case. I understand the de...
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Hideous Curious Marketing Idea People Who Are Hurt
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They probably lost the trial transcripts and are hoping he d...
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lol why would they even need to admit the error? his attorne...
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Hideous Curious Marketing Idea People Who Are Hurt
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As a result of President Trump’s leadership, and the D...
adulterous reading party
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flickering sick macaca
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Lime tattoo
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To be fair, Benzo will be rich any day now, mark my words...
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Date: March 8th, 2026 1:38 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ocher pit



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Date: March 8th, 2026 2:21 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: adulterous reading party

Per the new anti-fraud initiative, President Trump has taken great interest in Benzo’s case and has directed the United States Department of Health and Human Services and Department of Justice to look whether there was fraud on the Court when there was a failure to report several sexually transmitted diseases and use of illicit drugs at trial.

We will continue to work on this case, and plan on securing several indictments shortly.

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This has been a message from the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:17 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:17 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:30 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:40 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Hideous Curious Marketing Idea People Who Are Hurt

Wasn’t the trial in 2023

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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ocher pit

this is an intellectually rigorous case. I understand the delay.

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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:40 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:49 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Hideous Curious Marketing Idea People Who Are Hurt

They probably lost the trial transcripts and are hoping he dies before they’re forced to admit the error

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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:12 PM
Author: Massive comical messiness

lol why would they even need to admit the error? his attorney got paid. the judge who did the trial isnt even on the court anymore. the gov attorney obviously got paid and doesnt gaf. literally nobody gives a fuck

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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:28 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: adulterous reading party

As a result of President Trump’s leadership, and the DOGE tip line, this particular file has been flagged for thorough review. I have personally appointed the “Patriot Auditors” to review this case file.

We at the United States Department of Health and Human Services care deeply about protecting the American taxpayers from waste, fraud, and abuse. I cannot comment further regarding ongoing investigations, but on our referral, the Department of Justice is making its case to a grand jury. All involved will be brought to justice.

President Trump and his administration would like to thank the anonymous tipster from Michigan, who will be handsomely rewarded for bringing this case to DOGE’s attention.

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This has been a message from the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: flickering sick macaca



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Lime tattoo



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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Fighting chad rehab

To be fair,

Benzo will be rich any day now, mark my words!

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ocher pit



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



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