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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Handsome white guy in quarter-zip | 04/24/26 |
| POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME | 04/24/26 |
| Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" | 04/25/26 |
| Kenneth Play | 04/24/26 |
| cell phones | 04/24/26 |
| Handsome white guy in quarter-zip | 04/24/26 |
| Kenneth Play | 04/24/26 |
| niggerstomper59 | 04/25/26 |
| chilmata | 04/24/26 |
| POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME | 04/24/26 |
| Buses | 04/24/26 |
| Handsome white guy in quarter-zip | 04/24/26 |
| chilmata | 04/25/26 |
| niggerstomper59 | 04/25/26 |
| dupa | 04/24/26 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 04/24/26 |
| oomox | 04/25/26 |
| strong silent trad male Gamer | 04/24/26 |
| wait till biggus dickus hears of this | 04/24/26 |
| Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 04/25/26 |
| Handsome white guy in quarter-zip | 04/25/26 |
| Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" | 04/25/26 |
| Kenneth Play | 04/25/26 |
| Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" | 04/25/26 |
| Handsome white guy in quarter-zip | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Handsome white guy in quarter-zip We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: cell phones I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Handsome white guy in quarter-zip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: chilmata I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Buses be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Handsome white guy in quarter-zip Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: chilmata When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: dupa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: oomox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841308) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: strong silent trad male Gamer He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Handsome white guy in quarter-zip We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future) how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Handsome white guy in quarter-zip Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2...id.#49841560) |