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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Thriller faggotry It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Demanding mexican address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Medicated Salmon Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: electric fuchsia national faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: odious offensive dingle berry volcanic crater did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Dun shrine factory reset button "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: 180 famous landscape painting (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Appetizing business firm multi-billionaire "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: jade galvanic personal credit line market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Vivacious bawdyhouse feces (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Thriller faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: nudist very tactful genital piercing digit ratio who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Thriller faggotry Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: nudist very tactful genital piercing digit ratio whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Thriller faggotry CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: sickened spectacular degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Costumed titillating brunch 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Duck-like Avocado Blood Rage "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: sickened spectacular degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Submissive puce nibblets goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49335487) |