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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater
  06/30/25
wow lol
diverse step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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vivacious boltzmann hall
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
diverse step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
garnet church
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
lascivious pozpig
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
fishy love of her life legal warrant
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
diverse step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
rose box office laser beams
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
fishy love of her life legal warrant
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
exhilarant chestnut hell pisswyrm
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
diverse step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
hairraiser glassy hunting ground
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Curious hospital lettuce
  06/30/25
...
Galvanic anal rehab national security agency
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Bright Misunderstood Business Firm
  06/30/25
...
Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
bateful mexican mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
titillating pearly tank immigrant
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Aquamarine Sneaky Criminal Station
  06/30/25
...
rose box office laser beams
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
exhilarant chestnut hell pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Soggy Zombie-like Stead Toaster
  07/01/25
...
titillating pearly tank immigrant
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Tan public bath
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Purple Feces Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Plum market
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Dashing Carnelian Chapel Coldplay Fan
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Onyx infuriating menage
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
provocative lime theatre
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: diverse step-uncle's house candlestick maker

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: vivacious boltzmann hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: diverse step-uncle's house candlestick maker

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: garnet church

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: lascivious pozpig

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: fishy love of her life legal warrant

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: diverse step-uncle's house candlestick maker

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: rose box office laser beams

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: fishy love of her life legal warrant

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: exhilarant chestnut hell pisswyrm

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: diverse step-uncle's house candlestick maker

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: hairraiser glassy hunting ground

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Curious hospital lettuce

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Galvanic anal rehab national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Bright Misunderstood Business Firm

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Swollen bat-shit-crazy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: bateful mexican mad-dog skullcap

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: titillating pearly tank immigrant

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Sneaky Criminal Station

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: rose box office laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: exhilarant chestnut hell pisswyrm

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Soggy Zombie-like Stead Toaster

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: titillating pearly tank immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Tan public bath

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Purple Feces Digit Ratio

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Plum market

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Dashing Carnelian Chapel Coldplay Fan

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Onyx infuriating menage

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: provocative lime theatre

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065360)