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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: ungodly ratface university



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: supple faggot firefighter rehab



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested gas station



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: vibrant bonkers business firm therapy



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: bossy nofapping area alpha



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35631625)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring goyim

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested gas station



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Copper irradiated macaca



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: bright medicated lettuce

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Abusive marketing idea brunch



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: bright medicated lettuce

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: bright medicated lettuce

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Salmon national black woman



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: passionate balding jew



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: doobsian flickering library



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Salmon national black woman



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: cocky brindle circlehead

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: hairraiser turdskin institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630925)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bronze Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329940)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: light wagecucks



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: ungodly ratface university

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Salmon national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: violet useless brakes gaming laptop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Cerebral locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Coral legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Plum Elastic Band Casino



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: chestnut geriatric philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: supple faggot firefighter rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Underhanded lemon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: supple faggot firefighter rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: hairraiser turdskin institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: fragrant school cafeteria tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Lake godawful international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Milky home sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: heady hilarious patrolman incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Violent Dark Locus Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Milky home sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Magical mad-dog skullcap office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Salmon national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Salmon national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: ungodly ratface university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: bright medicated lettuce

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: bistre double fault cruise ship

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: bistre double fault cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: bright medicated lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: passionate balding jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: slimy sepia stock car bbw

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Salmon national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: charismatic immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: violet useless brakes gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: stimulating menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: provocative goal in life temple

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: cordovan crackhouse gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: hairraiser turdskin institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Copper irradiated macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Smoky kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Cowardly diverse preventive strike hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Cowardly diverse preventive strike hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Magical mad-dog skullcap office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: insane pea-brained state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: hairraiser turdskin institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: High-end chapel skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Coral legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Nursing Home Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: passionate balding jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Milky home sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: doobsian flickering library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: stimulating menage

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Grizzly swashbuckling stage

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Salmon national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz nighttime stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Flatulent Orchid Digit Ratio Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: bistre double fault cruise ship

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Deep indecent native water buffalo

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: bistre double fault cruise ship

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Deep indecent native water buffalo

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Salmon national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: slimy sepia stock car bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Magical mad-dog skullcap office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: doobsian flickering library

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: chestnut geriatric philosopher-king

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: vibrant bonkers business firm therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: concupiscible psychic fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Salmon national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: slimy sepia stock car bbw

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: slimy sepia stock car bbw

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: slimy sepia stock car bbw

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: chestnut geriatric philosopher-king

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Dashing Ultramarine Factory Reset Button Genital Piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Deep indecent native water buffalo

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: charismatic immigrant

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Salmon national black woman

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: self-centered glassy masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: cordovan crackhouse gay wizard



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Plum Elastic Band Casino

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: passionate balding jew



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: doobsian flickering library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: insane pea-brained state

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: supple faggot firefighter rehab

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: slimy sepia stock car bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Cerebral locale



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Lake godawful international law enforcement agency

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Coral legend



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: flushed demanding space hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: bright medicated lettuce



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Salmon national black woman



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested gas station



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: marvelous public bath

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Plum Elastic Band Casino



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: vibrant bonkers business firm therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: passionate balding jew

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: stimulating menage



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: cordovan crackhouse gay wizard



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Cowardly diverse preventive strike hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: concupiscible psychic fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: provocative goal in life temple

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Magical mad-dog skullcap office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: chartreuse address

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: iridescent boyish sanctuary gunner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: buff location becky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: orange beady-eyed pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Apoplectic market knife

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested gas station

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Racy judgmental theatre

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Racy judgmental theatre

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: passionate balding jew

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Racy judgmental theatre

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: passionate balding jew

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: passionate balding jew

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: marvelous public bath

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: pearly spectacular personal credit line

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Bateful slippery parlor boistinker

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: mustard effete community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: tan center windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Arousing henna stead twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Sadistic buck-toothed idiot orchestra pit

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Bateful slippery parlor boistinker

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: odious site queen of the night

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: light wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: provocative goal in life temple

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: orange beady-eyed pit

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: cracking puce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Violent Dark Locus Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Exciting field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Violent Dark Locus Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: provocative goal in life temple

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Magical mad-dog skullcap office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Magical mad-dog skullcap office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle trump supporter

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Pontificating glittery plaza depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: magenta filthpig cuckoldry

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: concupiscible psychic fat ankles

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Twinkling Galvanic Principal's Office

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: mustard effete community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: mustard effete community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Vigorous Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#42268805)



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