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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: federal death wish house

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: amber cuckold

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: translucent pungent temple

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: translucent pungent temple

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: black filthy nibblets

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: pale orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: hairraiser cheese-eating native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Alcoholic fat ankles senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Salmon Trip Stag Film Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: translucent pungent temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Swollen Heady Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: amber cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Maroon locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: know-it-all keepsake machete

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: frozen stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic fat ankles senate



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded chest-beating office blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic fat ankles senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: 180 transparent dog poop space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: splenetic peach lay masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic fat ankles senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: exciting awkward mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic fat ankles senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: cerebral anal stain

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic fat ankles senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: mewling dingle berry goyim

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: cerebral anal stain

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: slap-happy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: angry bull headed boiling water dilemma

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive effete roommate menage

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Costumed insecure university sneaky criminal

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: twisted cream milk

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: curious clown

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz fighting old irish cottage hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: lavender glittery partner

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Primrose floppy trailer park mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Vermilion Crotch Cuck

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: rusted big-titted ticket booth

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Histrionic plum voyeur base

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Appetizing knife bawdyhouse

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: translucent pungent temple

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: exhilarant gaping institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: mewling dingle berry goyim

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: canary stirring messiness brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: crimson therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Sound Barrier

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: arousing onyx azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Garnet school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Mauve Unholy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Brilliant very tactful ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic fat ankles senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: exhilarant gaping institution

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: exhilarant gaping institution

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Olive Sadistic Shitlib Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Jet razzle-dazzle fortuitous meteor

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Histrionic plum voyeur base

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: exhilarant gaping institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: violet boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Offensive rehab ladyboy

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Insane center water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling nursing home

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: violet boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Histrionic plum voyeur base

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling nursing home

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: cerebral anal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Racy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: lascivious immigrant fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Violent incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: splenetic peach lay masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: magenta boyish digit ratio doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: submissive rigpig

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: passionate hospital

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Dopamine

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: passionate hospital

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz fighting old irish cottage hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Gold Dragon Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Galvanic soggy indian lodge

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nursing home

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: translucent pungent temple

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nursing home

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: ruddy parlor

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Medicated wrinkle mother

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: lemon low-t jewess school

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Olive Sadistic Shitlib Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Burgundy headpube

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Burgundy headpube

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: crimson therapy

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Pearl Corn Cake Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: henna dashing dysfunction liquid oxygen

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: henna dashing dysfunction liquid oxygen

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Titillating Meetinghouse Feces

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: arousing onyx azn



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Autistic station pocket flask



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Mauve Unholy Stage



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: green principal's office idiot

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Olive Sadistic Shitlib Casino

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: metal marketing idea

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: odious property

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: metal marketing idea

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Hairless idea he suggested lodge

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: lemon low-t jewess school



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: black filthy nibblets

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Hairless idea he suggested lodge

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Gaped laughsome step-uncle's house



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: exhilarant gaping institution



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Primrose floppy trailer park mood



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cocky Heaven

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: vengeful piazza trust fund

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Talented resort



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: bateful toaster kitty cat



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: wonderful range



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Zombie-like box office



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: glassy locus lettuce

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: lavender glittery partner



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like box office



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Mauve Unholy Stage

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: stimulating cobalt famous landscape painting

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: wonderful range



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: amber cuckold



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Mauve Unholy Stage



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Mauve Unholy Stage



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: cordovan maniacal crackhouse

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Mauve Unholy Stage



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Provocative underhanded point faggotry

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: canary stirring messiness brunch



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring grizzly multi-billionaire travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: concupiscible sooty abode sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy startling church ceo



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: cordovan maniacal crackhouse



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: canary stirring messiness brunch



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Violent incel

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Maize market striped hyena



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Bisexual coldplay fan corner



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Vigorous plaza

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: ungodly french chef



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Brilliant very tactful ape

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: green principal's office idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: pea-brained wild forum

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Coiffed seedy indirect expression sandwich

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: cordovan maniacal crackhouse



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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