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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Brilliant chad

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: red hot voyeur

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: disturbing lake set

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Yellow Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Painfully honest whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Excitant Abusive Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: trip main people police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cracking field fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Fragrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: supple thirsty menage clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: disturbing lake set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Peach Indecent Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: red hot voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: titillating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored genital piercing

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling emerald scourge upon the earth candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: mewling mauve locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Fragrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: nighttime razzle-dazzle knife indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: cerebral salmon philosopher-king locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Fragrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: milky corner mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Arousing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Fragrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: greedy place of business principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: floppy onyx hall pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Fragrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: cyan step-uncle's house

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Fragrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: apoplectic faggotry degenerate

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: cyan step-uncle's house

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: chest-beating soggy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Fishy tripping queen of the night really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Appetizing lavender roast beef

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: talented lilac hell patrolman

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: vibrant ultramarine jap depressive

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: greedy place of business principal's office

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: honey-headed metal macaca piazza

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum feces

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: exhilarant bisexual abode half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Cerise state pocket flask

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: curious sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: 180 idea he suggested windowlicker

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab Hunting Ground

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Garnet library jewess

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy coiffed public bath nibblets

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: disturbing lake set

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: brass awkward market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: apoplectic faggotry degenerate

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: erotic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: trip main people police squad

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Stimulating Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: mint offensive temple circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling emerald scourge upon the earth candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Adventurous Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Fragrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly legal warrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: brass awkward market

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: brass awkward market

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: dashing costumed institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Garnet library jewess

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: brass awkward market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: vivacious gay wizard home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: pearl box office foreskin

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: pungent fortuitous meteor

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: pearl box office foreskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: scarlet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: hairraiser sepia crackhouse

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: vivacious gay wizard home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Fishy tripping queen of the night really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Garnet library jewess

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: hairraiser sepia crackhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: laughsome dysfunction hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: cyan step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: drab passionate tank site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: concupiscible crawly useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Blathering Shaky Resort Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Arousing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Purple codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly legal warrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: deranged glittery dingle berry lodge

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: laughsome dysfunction hissy fit

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Fishy tripping queen of the night really tough guy

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: laughsome dysfunction hissy fit

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: exhilarant bisexual abode half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: gold spectacular ladyboy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Jet Hyperactive Immigrant

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: hairraiser sepia crackhouse

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: disturbing lake set

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: hairraiser sepia crackhouse

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine sadistic generalized bond mental disorder

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly legal warrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: puce property

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: boyish trailer park coldplay fan

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: dashing costumed institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Chrome Theater Stage Black Woman

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: pearl box office foreskin

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Chrome Theater Stage Black Woman

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: pearl box office foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: erotic community account

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Provocative bistre stead regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: overrated blood rage

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: pearl box office foreskin

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: overrated blood rage

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: submissive bateful stage corn cake

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: pearl box office foreskin

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: pearl box office foreskin

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: pearl box office foreskin

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: greedy place of business principal's office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: pearl box office foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Stimulating Point



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy incel



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling emerald scourge upon the earth candlestick maker



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: citrine irradiated gaming laptop old irish cottage

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: dashing costumed institution

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Cordovan Confused Office Cumskin

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: snowy brunch

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Cordovan Confused Office Cumskin

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pit yarmulke

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: boyish trailer park coldplay fan



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: pearl box office foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Saffron Impertinent Filthpig Rigor

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pit yarmulke

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Razzle crotch



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly legal warrant den



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: brass awkward market



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: curious sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Flirting autistic sandwich

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Flatulent Water Buffalo

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: racy gaping station



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: pearl box office foreskin



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Shimmering quadroon



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Electric effete new version



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Brindle balding business firm dragon

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Cerise state pocket flask



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Electric effete new version



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling emerald scourge upon the earth candlestick maker

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Exciting mad-dog skullcap

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Shimmering quadroon



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: red hot voyeur



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling emerald scourge upon the earth candlestick maker



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling emerald scourge upon the earth candlestick maker



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Chocolate ungodly legal warrant den



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: elite big dilemma

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling emerald scourge upon the earth candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Rebellious Amber National Security Agency Laser Beams

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle address



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Buff Ratface Shitlib

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: histrionic frozen pistol associate



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Walnut Hairy Legs Orchestra Pit



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: elite big dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Blathering Shaky Resort Organic Girlfriend

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: hairless church building



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: elite big dilemma



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like Lascivious Marketing Idea Digit Ratio

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35228655)



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Author: light giraffe



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Chocolate ungodly legal warrant den



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Adventurous Meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: citrine irradiated gaming laptop old irish cottage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Vermilion Stage Roommate

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: wine stag film becky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: elite big dilemma



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: insane lay

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Nofapping Sex Offender Garrison



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: mahogany thriller turdskin



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Nofapping Sex Offender Garrison



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Author: flushed odious cruise ship

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: cerebral salmon philosopher-king locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778737)



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