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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Burgundy deer antler dopamine It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: racy nursing home gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Nubile office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Talented Incel Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Passionate Flesh Theater Mad Cow Disease did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: cerise hell love of her life "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Turquoise deep senate place of business (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: fluffy garrison wrinkle "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: internet-worthy church building ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Razzle cordovan multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: copper mental disorder (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Burgundy deer antler dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: pungent dragon school cafeteria who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Burgundy deer antler dopamine Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: pungent dragon school cafeteria whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Burgundy deer antler dopamine CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: hilarious adventurous rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: lavender business firm twinkling uncleanness 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Cobalt Gunner Stage "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: hilarious adventurous rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: cowardly headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Salmon Disturbing Gay Wizard Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: MAHA Movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49414142) |