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14 months in and still can't beat Margit

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/323052-elden-ring/80471...
Sticky crotch
  06/08/23
I have tried countless strategies, read every guide, and sp...
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Indecent Stag Film
  06/08/23
in gaming writ large
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Cow_is_God 1 hour ago#4 Do you have Gamepass by any chance?...
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  06/10/23
What's the reason this time?
translucent bearded bawdyhouse
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Trolling - Provoking users to react negatively Other Issu...
Sticky crotch
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lol at these idiots holy shit you’re doing great btw
Multi-colored parlor round eye
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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:22 PM
Author: Sticky crotch

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/323052-elden-ring/80471039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5352538&forum_id=2...id.#46405223)



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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:45 PM
Author: Sticky crotch

I have tried countless strategies, read every guide, and spent more hours than I care to admit battling this foe, only to be met with failure time and time again. I am losing hope not just in Elden Ring but in gaming writ large. I tried ToTK and was immediately intimidated by the enemies I faced. I am at the end of my rope and at the cusp of quitting Gaming, period.

Now, let me provide you with a bit of background about myself, so you can understand the depths of my despair. I am a humble attorney, well into my late 40s, 6'2 if that matters. My life, much like my battle with Margit, has been plagued by disappointments. My income could charitably be described as modest, and my dating life, or lack thereof, is truly lackluster. I've been unsuccessful in finding that special someone who appreciates my intellect and wit. Perhaps it's my age, or maybe I've just lost a step in the game of love. Who knows? But I can't help but draw a parallel between Margit's unyielding resistance and my perpetually frustrating dating woes.

In my youth, I had a secret weapon that could have potentially alleviated my current predicament - Game Genie. Oh, how I miss those days of the 16-bit era, particularly with the 32X. Game Genie, the mythical device capable of granting unlimited power and bending the game's rules to our advantage. Alas, it remains but a distant memory, a relic of the past that I can only yearn for in this dark hour. If only Game Genie, or even Game Shark existed in Elden Ring, I would have gleefully utilized its powers to overcome this seemingly impossible challenge.

However, despite my lamentations, I refuse to succumb entirely to despair. I am a lawyer and a seeker of justice with a glimmer of hope burning within me. I understand that defeat is not the end; it is merely a stepping stone toward victory. So I beseech you, fellow gamers, to share your strategies, your triumphs, and your words of encouragement. Together, with your help, I can rise about these ignominious losses and conquer Margit, reclaiming our pride and reminding the world that age and setbacks cannot extinguish the fire that burns within our gaming souls.

—doodikoff

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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:26 PM
Author: Indecent Stag Film



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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:27 PM
Author: Irradiated Hominid

in gaming writ large

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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: Sticky crotch



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:38 PM
Author: translucent bearded bawdyhouse

Cow_is_God 1 hour ago#4

Do you have Gamepass by any chance? There are a plethora of other games that may be more up your alley. Halo 3 (2007) still rocks. I'm sure other fellow Microsoft gamers agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5352538&forum_id=2...id.#46405770)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:39 PM
Author: brass insecure institution



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Date: June 9th, 2023 6:47 PM
Author: Sticky crotch



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Date: June 9th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: translucent bearded bawdyhouse

yenVancy 1 hour ago#15

If true, you should give up video games for good. Plant a garden or some flowers or something.

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Date: June 9th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: pungent spectacular patrolman center

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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: violent haunted graveyard casino

Game genie and his magic lamp tp

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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored parlor round eye



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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:06 PM
Author: filthy glassy brunch rigor



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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed floppy home

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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine Senate Newt



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Date: June 10th, 2023 6:15 PM
Author: Sticky crotch



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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: Sticky crotch

Account Suspended

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: translucent bearded bawdyhouse

What's the reason this time?

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:44 PM
Author: Sticky crotch

Trolling - Provoking users to react negatively

Other Issues - Criminal activity, drug use, cheating in online games, personally identifiable information, etc

Interfere with others using the site or otherwise disrupt the site

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Date: June 10th, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored parlor round eye

lol at these idiots holy shit

you’re doing great btw

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: marvelous clown house

Most GF posters are unemployed or working in fast food. They wouldn't understand the concept of a lawyer complaining about salary.

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:57 PM
Author: Sticky crotch

Some seem to have a rudimentary understanding of Code.

doodikoff makes like $27k btw

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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Violent site



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