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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: umber hairy legs



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Cowardly primrose kitty cat puppy



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Mint Useless Internal Respiration



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: sickened insane stead



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Mint Useless Internal Respiration



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Ruddy Library Boistinker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Mint Useless Internal Respiration



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Big Wine Kitty



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Soggy lemon forum idea he suggested



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: insecure private investor stag film

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Appetizing Business Firm



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: insecure private investor stag film

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: insecure private investor stag film

180

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Pungent house



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Red hospital



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Author: Costumed gay space ape



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Black hideous location



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Pungent house



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: stubborn zippy field

underrated

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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Low-t balding trust fund



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Dead cobalt idiot base



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: fluffy center foreskin



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: frum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: umber hairy legs

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Pungent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: walnut electric spot personal credit line

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: talking casino stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Mint Useless Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Costumed gay space ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Supple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Cowardly primrose kitty cat puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Diverse circlehead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Cowardly primrose kitty cat puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Low-t balding trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Henna Nighttime Roast Beef Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Slippery Really Tough Guy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: flesh tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: crawly therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Mint Useless Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: domesticated mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: flesh tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: trip bistre home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Pungent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Pungent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: umber hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: insecure private investor stag film

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting set

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: insecure private investor stag film

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Red hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Pungent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: startling psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: walnut electric spot personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Pale Flirting Corner Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Lascivious stage

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: rose property macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Low-t balding trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Big Wine Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: filthy mad-dog skullcap hell

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Lake Chad Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Lake Chad Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: trip bistre home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Low-t balding trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: mustard tanning salon halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Costumed gay space ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: bateful office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Red hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: flesh tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Black hideous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Pale Flirting Corner Quadroon

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: gaped amethyst filthpig

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Pungent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Sexy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: motley sinister school party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting set

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: slate mewling market faggot firefighter

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting set

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: slate mewling market faggot firefighter

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Pungent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Mint Useless Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: trip bistre home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Black hideous location

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: Jet kink-friendly jewess national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: fluffy center foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Pungent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: boyish cocky boltzmann coldplay fan

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: slate mewling market faggot firefighter

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: startling psychic

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Pungent house

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Adventurous burgundy orchestra pit

holy fuck. just when i thought this thread couldn't get any better, fulano cums and creampies the cherry on top of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: rose property macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Supple liquid oxygen

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Red hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Black hideous location

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Cowardly primrose kitty cat puppy

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Mint Useless Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: talking casino stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Slippery Really Tough Guy Hall

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Costumed gay space ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Excitant splenetic crotch whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: insecure private investor stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Pungent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Mint Useless Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Vibrant Know-it-all Athletic Conference French Chef

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Supple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Red hospital

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Pale Flirting Corner Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: rose property macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Lake Chad Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Jet kink-friendly jewess national

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Lascivious stage

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: trip bistre home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: 180 bonkers stage

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: High-end cuckoldry brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: elite faggotry

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Provocative rusted sex offender boiling water

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Mint Useless Internal Respiration

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: brilliant generalized bond heaven

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: brilliant generalized bond heaven

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Red hospital

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: brilliant generalized bond heaven

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Red hospital

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Red hospital

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Vibrant Know-it-all Athletic Conference French Chef

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Aqua associate degenerate

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: startled school cafeteria trump supporter

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: passionate free-loading scourge upon the earth affirmative action

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Soggy lemon forum idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring fuchsia digit ratio goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: rambunctious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted shaky hunting ground locus

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: passionate free-loading scourge upon the earth affirmative action

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Violent parlour

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: frum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Lascivious stage

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: titillating deep depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: domesticated mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good beady-eyed sound barrier cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: domesticated mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Lascivious stage

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: trip bistre home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: trip bistre home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: fluffy center foreskin

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Lodge Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Effete Mood Mexican

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Jet kink-friendly jewess national

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: silver cerebral love of her life

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Soggy lemon forum idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: bisexual sapphire meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: Soggy lemon forum idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: sooty anal mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: mustard tanning salon halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Sick Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Unhinged Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Spectacular Lodge Dog Poop



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
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