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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer...
razzle chapel foreskin
  08/28/26
I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp
Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire
  08/28/26
while eating wings that you ordered
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Obviously after the first text you should have showed up wit...
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Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some w...
Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire
  08/29/26
plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it
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I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex wa...
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Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff schol...
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*hair fully blown back* I wonder how this compares to oth...
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Close but you’re both wrong You show up without the...
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  08/29/26
nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a...
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Send me More! That looks amazing
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lmao
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haver of *multiple* friend groups tp
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dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with th...
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Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't b...
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just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save...
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Ok this one jumped the shark 180 thread though
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its 100% legit man not flame
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laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me win...
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maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice ...
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that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote
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BMI of this beast?
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honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that tak...
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Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Hol...
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see below she wasn't really fat
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Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to ...
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good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the re...
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tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champa...
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You should have mentally written her off but played along an...
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my buddy said the same thing lol
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legit cr
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(dummy mission master man)
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damn, you beat me to it
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keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the...
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Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be ...
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op should keep this in mind imo
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what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obvi...
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  08/28/26
You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with...
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op should keep this in mind imo
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Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more...
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Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would...
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Fair The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she n...
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That's important context. If that immediately followed an as...
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Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. P...
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Now I want to know who brought a fat beaner to French Polyne...
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No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out
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she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and ...
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Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like t...
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I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.
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"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."
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Si Mami
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Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressiv...
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How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alo...
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Get into video games or something Why waste ur life like...
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I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I w...
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I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of ment...
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"I definitely don't want to run into you here." ...
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I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck ...
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She seems fun crazy
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That will be a rape accusation
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for those wondering, here is a pic: https://ibb.co/gbRzV4L...
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stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend
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Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ...
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Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well
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Yummy
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booba
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you don’t still unload?
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(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)
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this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit dow...
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It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/sw...
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She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms
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Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite rat...
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Weathered old beaner hag
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damn app dating is bleak these days
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The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.
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"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha" This...
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she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are h...
razzle chapel foreskin
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I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and th...
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Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all age...
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Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne
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naw dont know anything about him
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  08/28/26
Lol it was dirte https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
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what would corey wayne do here
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"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on...
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thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (f...
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>less retriever (for this limited purpose) Okay, I lol...
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COACH Corey Wayne
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Amber kitty cat
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op should keep this in mind imo
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lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and t...
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Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play ...
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“Since I gave you wings, how about giving me some brea...
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Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.
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This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your d...
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Not really.
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if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.
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It's not about the money
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Doodikoff 2.0 is a fucking BEAST
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He should get back in there
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dating seems 180, bummed i got married at 30.
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer, and this chick I was set up for a date with tonight texted me this text, asking for me to order her delivery wings (I had never met her) – I ignored it

https://ibb.co/KjdpZTG3

We set up the date two days ago and had discussed where we were going. She originally wanted to go to a much more expensive place “Catalina” that I decided against. Again, she had seemed fine with it when I made this decision. No really demanding, although I caught a whiff of her by suggesting that restaurant. See progression of where she went – this was at like 11pm last night by the way

https://ibb.co/jCJBbCG

https://ibb.co/S7HxmdHM

These really pissed me off.

This morning I woke up and decided to cancel – see her response:

https://ibb.co/C5zCws9T

Mind you, on her first message to me on the dating app she sent me her phone number.

Bash me all you want for being “beta” or whatever (I know, never do dinner, etc etc), but I don’t blast people on these apps when they act up like this. But this might be the most incredibly entitled chick I have ever encountered prior to even meeting.

Please analyze this woman and give me abuse. I will add that she is 4’11” with DDs that basically take up her entire torso so I was very intrigued in the beginning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100274)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100410)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: french twinkling hunting ground

while eating wings that you ordered

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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: spruce galvanic idiot



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: maize arousing puppy

Obviously after the first text you should have showed up with wings yourself and fucked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101553)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some wings and head over. Address?" Treat a ho like a ho.

What's she gonna say? "I want you to send me the wings, I don't want you coming here!"

Response: "lol"

Then just ignore if she does that. But she won't she will drop the address ofc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101644)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: maize arousing puppy

plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it

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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex was on the table from the get go.

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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser cocky knife space

Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff scholarly collective over the last decade or however long it’s been: chicks in Atlanta that are too hot for beta dork providers but not hot enough to lock down proper Chads have a clear set of alpha-gauging traps and shit tests and our boy Mikey was basically built in a lab to expose and quality test them all for their basic failure modes. There’s this subtext of ran through cynicism in the attitudes, communication styles and behaviors of all of these pathetic skanks that’s so weirdly uniform and repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50105723)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

*hair fully blown back*

I wonder how this compares to other cities. There's a lot of hot + broken chicks in every major metro imo. I think what makes dood's even wonkier is that they're over 40 and the game has really played out. Late stage app slut tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50105737)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: alcoholic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50132114)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

Close but you’re both wrong

You show up without the wings and the thing that you want fuck her see what she had in fridge take it and leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102891)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: maize arousing puppy

nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch that doodikoff undoubtably has in his fridge and tell her that is the superior ranch dressing vs. the slop the wing place gives out. she'd be wet within minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50108470)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:18 AM
Author: Naked center macaca

Send me More! That looks amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50131333)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: alcoholic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50132116)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Magenta shivering den juggernaut

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100283)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

multiple friend group text chains have been going nuts over this one today. Thought I would share with my xo friends and also take abuse and thoughtful analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100287)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hateful mauve mad cow disease

haver of *multiple* friend groups tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100449)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100761)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100784)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed bronze love of her life chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102919)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: alcoholic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50132117)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Avocado histrionic degenerate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100375)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

Why are you constantly dealing w proles

This type of shit only happens with the absolute prolest of proles too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100285)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with the dregs of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100294)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't buy her or her family property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100302)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: spruce galvanic idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101497)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: concupiscible stock car

just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save humanity lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100286)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: cobalt supple hominid

Ok this one jumped the shark

180 thread though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100293)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

its 100% legit man not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100297)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102337)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102336)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Violent Really Tough Guy International Law Enforcement Agency

laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me wings."

is this a female blackmin by chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100300)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice area so i dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100306)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Violent Really Tough Guy International Law Enforcement Agency

that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100331)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: cobalt supple hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100309)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: clear exhilarant range pervert

BMI of this beast?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100304)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that take up her entire torso, but she's not really fat.

Yesterday afternoon (despite seeing my app pics) she asked for a pic of me, I sent her one from like last month. I asked her for one and she sent me a pic of her ass in a bikini no face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100314)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Holy shit man just to up to a girl in the grocery store

Will take like 100 approaches and ONE will say yes eventually

Obviously not all in the same store and time and shit so you don't get put on youtube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100343)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

see below she wasn't really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100374)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: adventurous maroon mediation

Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to let her show up, then when she texts axing where u are, you tell her you decided not to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100311)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the reservation to "Catalina" and then not show up - Im not that cold though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100320)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: french twinkling hunting ground

tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champagne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100703)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Contagious area filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101734)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:33 AM
Author: Odious clown lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50108137)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: flesh comical hall cumskin

You should have mentally written her off but played along and been like of course babe, anywhere you want. Made a rez at Catalina, noshowed the date and at 8 been like hey babe sorry i’m running late, please order a bottle of <insert expensive wine>, tough day! I’ll need it! Then when she freaks out and realized you’re not coming and she’s stuck paying, lol and block. Trash like that deserve to be treated like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100315)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

my buddy said the same thing lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100326)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Cream dysfunction

legit cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100359)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: clear exhilarant range pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100395)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

(dummy mission master man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100406)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Dead Boyish New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100577)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: french twinkling hunting ground

damn, you beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100704)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: Slimy mind-boggling hairy legs lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101171)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:13 AM
Author: Blue cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101186)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: spruce galvanic idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101498)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Contagious area filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101736)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story

She's very entitled and a complete bitch. You were right to cancel the date. But you are very beta for continuing to engage her despite multiple red flags she's an entitled bitch. Her beta radar went off and she was seeing how much you'd take. Fortunately for you she took it too far, but you should learn to cut bait with people like this sooner despite their DDs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100316)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the same time around 11pm. I didn't respond to the wings delivery demand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100323)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story

Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be running a schtick now. If this is real, and you are sincerely defending your betaness, you need serious remedial action.

The double ? is great. If this is schtick, great job subtly hammering home the beta desperation. If real, JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100341)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Violent Really Tough Guy International Law Enforcement Agency

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100352)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obviously I was trying to make sure what I was reading was exactly what I thought it was, even I, experienced in the ways of the most awful of women, was shocked by her demands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100358)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with a potential romantic partner and ended it very quickly after realizing she sucks. No idea why anyone is calling you beta. Gunneratttt spends 14 hours per day baiting random strangers into arguing about case law like he'd be doing anything better with his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100396)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Violent Really Tough Guy International Law Enforcement Agency

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100409)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed bronze love of her life chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102945)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Odious clown lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50108139)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story

Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more pics after a one-word "Tahiti" response, and she just ignored that and made an absurd ask. Her tone in all the texts is disinterested and you responded with eagerness. There's nothing more beta, and likely to give women the ick, than a man responding cheerfully and eagerly to her being a straight up cunt.

You should have enough self-respect to cut bait at the first sign of her being cunty. If you just wanted to fuck her you should have just been an aloof asshole. That's probably what she's after anyway: being bratty so she gets dicked down by Chad on a ONS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100442)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100457)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed bronze love of her life chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102948)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

Fair

The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she never provided another and instead requested wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100470)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story

That's important context. If that immediately followed an ass pic the "Tahiti" is less dismissive and your eagerness is justified.

But sending an ass pic -> asking for wings = she's blatantly signaling she's more or less a whore. Your follow ups after that are less beta and more naive then. Like if a streetwalker asked "Wanna date baby?" and you responded with reservations to Catalina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100524)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Bipolar Brilliant Stage Dingle Berry

Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. Please deliver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101407)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: flesh comical hall cumskin

Now I want to know who brought a fat beaner to French Polynesia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100475)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102936)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: french twinkling hunting ground

she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and one said something like "see if he's a real man and get him to order you delivery"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101566)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Violent Really Tough Guy International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: cobalt supple hominid

Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like this you get you should just tell her you're going to rape her (consensually, after the date) and then post her reactions here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100329)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: crimson godawful whorehouse sandwich

I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100335)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Violent Really Tough Guy International Law Enforcement Agency

"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100340)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: clear exhilarant range pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100397)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: pontificating principal's office selfie

Si Mami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100553)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: concupiscible stock car

Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressively ignore to make her go away:

https://ibb.co/rGMSPGQJ

https://ibb.co/Wps4T0qY

https://ibb.co/C5ntBq3f

https://ibb.co/d4hTC1D4

https://ibb.co/5gwNrCTk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100347)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alone lmfaooooo

Buy a tenga flip and a vr headset at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100356)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102943)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

Get into video games or something

Why waste ur life like this

Model trains, weight lifting, a fucking substack

Anything is better than this. Take up black tar heroin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100369)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: concupiscible stock car

I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I went to see a friend's show at some dive bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100377)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of mentally ill chicks in CT and MA area for some reason

It’s like a certain type of victim mindset mental illness they have that’s unrelenting stream of low-consciousness, like your iMessage chat with them is the equivalent of some homeless schizo woman outside of a McDonalds ranting about who wronged her in 3rd person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102954)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

"I definitely don't want to run into you here."

OYT: "Should I swing by?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100426)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: concupiscible stock car

I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck me off to completion. that was pretty 180 ngl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100507)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

She seems fun crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100519)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

That will be a rape accusation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100559)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

for those wondering, here is a pic:

https://ibb.co/gbRzV4LD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100348)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Cream dysfunction

stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100357)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ruin lives and move one rinse and repeat forever. They never get damaged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100376)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

Yummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100431)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Hateful mauve mad cow disease

booba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100461)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: titillating university sex offender

Las puta chichotas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100545)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: know-it-all dashing regret main people

lol man it’s rough out there… I rescind my send wings poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100603)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: chrome self-centered wagecucks tattoo

I was prepared to UNLOAD on you but after seeing this I understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100668)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100673)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100754)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100782)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100785)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100852)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: big hot pozpig home

you don’t still unload?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101045)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored jew goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101335)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: Odious clown lodge

(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50108140)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: clear exhilarant range pervert

this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit down meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101489)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser cocky knife space

It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/swiped right she overvalued his height and had an image in her head of his cock being 10” x 7”, so she was hoping her first text went unanswered until he replied with a “you up?” at 1:30 am. But with each reply she deducted an inch of length and half inch of girth until she got down to Doodikoff’s IRL 5” X 4.5” bone pressed fully erect size, and in the process she switched over from imagining short term sexual and mate selection value gratification with a Chad to hustling a short term resource extraction out of an annoying beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50105739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102965)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser cocky knife space

Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite ratio of tit volume to clavicle protrusion from lower neck/upper chest to shoulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50105742)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Disturbing excitant garrison depressive

Weathered old beaner hag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50131227)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: pontificating principal's office selfie

She got brutally <><><>NOWINGED<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100372)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: clear exhilarant range pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100399)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Cream dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100400)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100405)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100411)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100444)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: know-it-all dashing regret main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100605)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100610)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: french twinkling hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100718)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: Slimy mind-boggling hairy legs lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101174)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Pearly Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101677)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed bronze love of her life chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102924)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: coral scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103519)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: ivory swashbuckling site round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103529)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Magenta shivering den juggernaut

damn app dating is bleak these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100391)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: emerald hissy fit nursing home

The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100408)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: cobalt supple hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100424)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: Amber kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101361)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser cocky knife space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50105743)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha"

This is legbeard femcel behavior. Equivalent to a guy texting please respond. You're ebegging a recent Tinder match for food. Loser alert flying off the hinges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100418)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are honest or take her seriously. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100423)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and then just slowly revealed she was completely insane. Eventually got fired. She could just barely hide the crazy. It became apparent she was nuts in every aspect of her life. Some people be like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all ages btw

Even decent chicks I was with that I send back into the streets and see them again after a few yrs they get legit cooked by just a few toxic interactions with loser guys

* turns on bill hicks voice *It’s RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL fucking bad out here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102974)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100422)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

naw

dont know anything about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100425)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

Lol it was dirte

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3874671&mc=26&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100434)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: canary native

what would corey wayne do here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100459)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on the wrong foot here. Let's circle back to square one. You asked me for wings, I thought that was a little inappropriate. You wanted to go to Catalina, I should have been more sensitive. Potatoh, potahto, it all cancels out. You look gorgeous and I'd love to meet. Let me book a table for us at Catalina and we can reset the clock here. My treat. Sound good?"

Just be charming and aloof and demand she come home with you and at least let you fuck her tits once. Then block her number. Ezpk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100487)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: canary native

thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (for this limited purpose)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101549)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath

>less retriever (for this limited purpose)

Okay, I lol’d 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101762)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: canary native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102129)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

COACH Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100489)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: pontificating principal's office selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100551)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Amber kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101363)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Violent Really Tough Guy International Law Enforcement Agency

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100427)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100463)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: know-it-all dashing regret main people

lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and then be like now you owe me a wing night in. Maybe $100 all in.

But wtf do I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play in your favor as long as they're reciprocating. Chick in the OP seems legitimately nuts tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100597)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: pontificating principal's office selfie

“Since I gave you wings, how about giving me some breasts”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100604)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: cobalt supple hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100609)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: know-it-all dashing regret main people

“Haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100612)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: pontificating principal's office selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100613)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100615)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: cobalt supple hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100616)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Magenta shivering den juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100621)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Cream dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100645)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: Slimy mind-boggling hairy legs lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101175)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Irradiated beta corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101590)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Contagious area filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101747)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:32 AM
Author: Odious clown lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50108135)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Henna bearded shrine jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101416)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed bronze love of her life chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102930)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: pontificating principal's office selfie

You should have texted her a pic of your first date new balances with “anyways, gotta run”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100640)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100672)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: bonkers wrinkle base

thread really...delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100843)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath

I really like it here FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100854)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100862)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: clear exhilarant range pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50100960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: ruddy sadistic genital piercing

“Wings for breasts” would have gotten you a good fucking that night bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101030)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: cobalt supple hominid

they call doodikoff "Mr. 100" in atlanta because he can materialize a 100+ poast autoadmit thread out of thin air on a whim, and because he never spends less than $100 on a woman on a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101032)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Bespoke orchestra pit volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101516)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102979)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy buff blood rage affirmative action

hi, you can take me to Reel Fish - i won't complain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101041)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: razzle chapel foreskin

Honestly I've never been there but it seems fine for any date

https://reel-seafood.com/menu

And the decor is chick flick enough to be completely fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101153)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

It is on the cheap side. Cop a $6 chowder and let her order whatever she wants. If you're under 30 this is acceptable but not for white collarmos. Honestly, and I say this as a Wendy's employee, I could afford to eat here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101157)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Slimy mind-boggling hairy legs lay

Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101178)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your date is 42.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101179)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:12 AM
Author: Slimy mind-boggling hairy legs lay

Not really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101184)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: bat shit crazy buff blood rage affirmative action

if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101417)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: stubborn ocher community account

yeah in 2004 lmao

look at this simp fag everybody ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101480)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

I’m gobstoppingly blown away by the responses itt

I’m not even in the same reality I realized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102923)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: flesh comical hall cumskin

Dinner for a first date is an awful idea. If they won’t agree to drinks don’t bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101405)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: adventurous maroon mediation

Nowadays drinks are more expensive. Shes ordering 3, realistically. That can be 50 bux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101501)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: flesh comical hall cumskin

But if she sucks you can leave after one drink and if she doesn’t suck it’s probably going to escalate and end in sex. Dinner sets you up to waste hours, be nice and probably not get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102096)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story

Exactly. Drinks is a casual environment. You're not locked in to a whole meal. It's just a more comfortable atmosphere to meet someone for the first time. People acting like it's the $ are missing the point completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102110)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: french twinkling hunting ground

I think dinner is an okay first date, but I judge people based on how they hold a fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101613)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

I’m literally BLOWN TF AWAY that there are grown men itt taking women they’ve never met irl and on a FUCKAPP out on dinner dates

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102917)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story

It's not about the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101607)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: ivory swashbuckling site round eye

Doodikoff 2.0 is a fucking BEAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101317)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: milky lascivious factory reset button

where in the FUCK is the autism alert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored jew goyim

What’s the goal here Doodikoff?

Yes she seems like a cunty 90iq nut job and you saved your dignity, but was that the goal? I’d think the goal was to maximize chances of busting all over those DDs. If that was the goal then maybe shifting to Catalina and seeing where it went was the better play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101372)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: poppy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101471)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101505)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: duck-like gay wizard

The shit tests meant she saw him as a simp and wouldn’t have given it up anyway. The only play was to save some face and walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101686)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire

He should get back in there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101719)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: french twinkling hunting ground

it's worse: she saw him as a simp and when he ignored her demand, she saw him as a simp who's of no value. She was never going to go to that other restaurant and was never going to put out even if he did take her to Catalina, but at least she would've gotten the chance to improve her social capital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101740)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser cocky knife space

She’s a moron, though. Our good buddy Michael could never, but plenty of guys who make decent money and are dating down in IQ and SES because they are fiends for big titted bimbos can easily manage to flip this around in 30 minutes on a date. All the simplest and most basic negging 101 moves like signaling that you go on a lot of dates and you may have another one you have to leave to get to if this one doesn’t pick up, talking about expensive vacations and overselling your success and your network, a girl like this is a 50/50 bet to blow you before you even get to the restaurant if you arrange to pick her up and you roll up in a rented Ferrari. The amazing thing about Doodikoff is that his height gets him all these at bats to improve his approaches and he can’t ever seem to do it because of his autism and cheapness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50105756)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Henna bearded shrine jewess

Sounds like marriage material, honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101412)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102332)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: mewling market giraffe

Cr, normally a guy has to suffer from years of slimepit before his wife casually bats away sex in favor of eating fried shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102361)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle house shitlib

These are fatty date texts. Fatty conversations based off fatty apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101413)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Bipolar Brilliant Stage Dingle Berry

Cr. Now let's see this fat ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101415)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Transparent tanning salon

This thread really belongs in a hall of fame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101430)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: poppy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101472)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: clear exhilarant range pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101473)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101787)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: cobalt supple hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102127)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

This can’t be real im literally flummoxed by the entirety of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102907)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser cocky knife space

It’s like watching 40-something Brady carving up the NFC as he calmly wins another Super Bowl. Doodikoff a no doubt first ballot XO Content Creation hall of famer and pretty securely on the XO Content Creation Mt. Rushmore as far as I’m concerned. But his all time funniest schtick was still claiming to be both an UGA and Bama fan during the Kirby v Saban peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50105757)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: ivory swashbuckling site round eye

also a huge ole miss fan as of January 2026. Just an all around spectacular poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50106398)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Crusty insanely creepy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50106402)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Vibrant dilemma

ASS PIC NOW OR I LEGALLY PROMISE TO MURDER YOU SAAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101470)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: cobalt supple hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101639)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: vermilion headpube school

she sounds like an ESL Mexican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50101586)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring twinkling uncleanness

Doodikoff, you did the right thing blocking her. Probably the third best thing that you could have done. Second best would have been to set up the prank trip to Catalina and ghost her with a $500 bottle of champagne on the table. Best would have been to turn the request for wings into an impromptu trip to her place/fuck session.

When I was single and on the apps, it blew my mind how many of these hoes were willing to come right over to my place to fuck, before ever meeting in person. I learned how to treat women like the hoes that they are and love to be, and then picked the least bad one to marry and have kids with. Before I learned all that, I was much like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102128)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Rambunctious obsidian trailer park private investor

You shouldn’t be dating after 30 brother, hell even 25

It’s just leftover crabs in a nightmare barrel competing for literally nothing

The thought of being so supplicative to an aged hole you haven’t even met and then offering to pay for them to eat on your dime is so ghastly to my spirit bro I’m just revolted and 2nd hand embarrassed for every aspect of these interactions - part of me still thinks this has to be flame on some level



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102902)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath

"this has to be flame on some level" - The Autoadmit Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50102939)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: Light Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103532)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:54 AM
Author: coral scourge upon the earth

why is no one calling out how retarded a texter you are? you guys both seem stupid, whiny, and annoying. no one deserves that, but somehow you also deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103517)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:20 AM
Author: fantasy-prone translucent nowag

mfcr. that's the biggest outrage in all this. i was going to poast the same thing and was surprised nobody mentioned this until 200 poasts in and 2 days later.

why is op whiny and asking her if she's ok with it? why is he repeatedly seeking her approval? what kind of lawyer or even MAN talks like that. all he has to say is something like: "real fish at 8pm, see you there" and ignore the rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103543)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: canary native

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103685)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: ivory swashbuckling site round eye

He's only 55 and new to dating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103689)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone translucent nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103880)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed bronze love of her life chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50105709)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Blue cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50107565)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Odious clown lodge



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Talented offensive sweet tailpipe background story

I did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103599)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: white black woman immigrant

dating seems 180, bummed i got married at 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50103624)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50131213)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Insane olive casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50105827)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Disturbing excitant garrison depressive

How did I miss this thread I'm on here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50131229)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Marvelous slate public bath

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2...id.#50131237)