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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: histrionic fishy nursing home personal credit line

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: histrionic fishy nursing home personal credit line



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: histrionic fishy nursing home personal credit line



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Irradiated avocado factory reset button immigrant

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: startling mad cow disease dingle berry

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Fragrant Point Hunting Ground

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed box office friendly grandma

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: massive henna trailer park mood

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed box office friendly grandma

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: soggy saffron faggot firefighter ticket booth

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Thriller stage

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: histrionic fishy nursing home personal credit line

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Clear razzle-dazzle hairy legs party of the first part

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: awkward carmine stead double fault

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: arrogant flatulent site half-breed

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Overrated Space



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: provocative church building

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Bistre dilemma voyeur

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Sick Famous Landscape Painting

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: passionate church

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: galvanic theater cuckoldry

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: turquoise codepig



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
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