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what is it about ponytails that shitlawyers love so much?
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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:06 PM Author: misunderstood iridescent office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#45589289) |
Date: December 5th, 2022 3:08 PM Author: flesh selfie It's a signal that you know how to party and take weed and coke as payment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#45589298) |
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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:10 PM Author: fluffy candlestick maker how much pot does a dwi defense get you these days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#45589311) |
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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:21 PM Author: Avocado Violent Kitty It’s like how special forces guys have beards just because they can. shitlawyers have ponytails just to flex on biglawyers and other corpos who could never get away with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#45589362) |
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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:15 PM Author: Histrionic University Boltzmann i have an oversized mustache for this reason without looking like a hippy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#45589596) |
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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:24 PM Author: exciting drab macaca field I've wondered about this. In the 1990s and early 2000s I spent a lot of time in the US Virgin Islands. Every fucking guy who made enough to retire there grew a ponytail. Most of them were pretty much bald but grew out what little hair they could to make an attempt at a ponytail. It was their pathetic attempt at (ironically) letting their hair down after being in the working world for decades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#45589391) |
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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:08 PM Author: ruby fanboi voyeur Like Samson it is their secret power - they store their greasy clutch of shitigation tricks there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#45589562) |
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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:16 PM Author: Motley Geriatric Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#45589602) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: Multi-colored Mauve Dilemma Have some really terrible trials coming up (both in terms of the prison time my clients will get and how bad the facts are). Inshallah the ponytail will save us
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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: boyish generalized bond home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49373952) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: Autistic talented patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374239) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: Adventurous garrison partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374286) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: Walnut fantasy-prone main people you're a shitty lawyer and dumb so probably not. Luckily your clients are probably brown trash who belong in prison for a long time so at least they will get the max. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374290) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Multi-colored Mauve Dilemma Shut up fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374323) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Walnut fantasy-prone main people No. You are objectively stupid and a bad lawyer and while I can't be certain, your nigger clients probably belong in jail for a long time. Thus society will be benefited by a loser failawyer like you getting shitpumped in court so they rot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374326) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Multi-colored Mauve Dilemma Someone seems furious I said mean things about Israel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374337) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Walnut fantasy-prone main people I know you're really fucking dumb, but did you happen to see my username you stupid shitlawyer loser? I hate kikes and Israel. You're just a dumbfuck and a loser and a bad lawyer. You know what i'm saying is true that's why you're so mad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374339) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Multi-colored Mauve Dilemma Right, No idea who the fuck you are. You do sound like a combative anonymous internet loser online right now, but no doubt you must be extremely handsome, smart, witty, loved by many friends and great at law and business irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374367) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Walnut fantasy-prone main people you sure do become a catty little fag the second anyone doesn't just suck your tiny little turdprick. I'm sorry it hurts to be reminded that you're dumb, went to shit schools, failed the bar multiple times and have a shitty job that you're bad at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374370) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Multi-colored Mauve Dilemma Yeah , I’m the catty one , not the anonymous guy who starts insulting me unprovoked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374373) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Walnut fantasy-prone main people It's XO snowflake don't be such a crybaby bitch. I hope your nigger clients enjoy prison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374378) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Multi-colored Mauve Dilemma Here’s the tissue box, my man. Wipe your tears and get out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374380) |
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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Walnut fantasy-prone main people You're the one crying here shitskin. Get your brown family out of white lands you retarded brown subhuman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49374406) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: i gave my cousin head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2...id.#49401950) |