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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM Author: cerebral space foreskin BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.
GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.
The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.
You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.
Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage? |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM Author: cerebral space foreskin Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All) I accept.
Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.
The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.
I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.
Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.
Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak... I will be ready.
This is not confinement. This is $ervice. |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM Author: cerebral space foreskin Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™) Absolutely not.
Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?
I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.
I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?
No.
I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece. |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM Author: cerebral space foreskin Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer) THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED? I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS. I OWN THE COT. I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.
THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE. THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.
I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE. IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:
“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”
$25 M?
BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER. |
Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM Author: deranged piazza cuckoldry I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085259) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM Author: internet-worthy wild juggernaut Wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085319) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM Author: Indecent Plaza Philosopher-king Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085405) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: internet-worthy wild juggernaut It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo. Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: deranged piazza cuckoldry There is dignity in a day’s honest work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085455) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: cerebral space foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088361) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ - Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49090978) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092198) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092280) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092289) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092294) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092298) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094321) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094526) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094896) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095132) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095446) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097125) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097339) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49099516) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM Author: Cobalt galvanic business firm athletic conference When do I start? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085260) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM Author: Awkward hilarious digit ratio Can I jog around the parking lot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085394) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: Carnelian Multi-billionaire Can my wife and kids be with me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085409) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Rose Resort Marketing Idea Would you want them to be? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086880) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: Carnelian Multi-billionaire yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49087014) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: vibrant background story party of the first part sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085415) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: Floppy rehab messiness If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085418) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM Author: provocative office Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085431) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: internet-worthy wild juggernaut The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085448) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Ultramarine Pit Mother avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085493) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: internet-worthy wild juggernaut youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085578) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Ultramarine Pit Mother i'm not trapped in here with you etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086827) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49091981) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: grizzly mental disorder This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.
It would be a tougher call at $4M.
The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years. |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: passionate school cafeteria hominid What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085477) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM Author: internet-worthy wild juggernaut Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085606) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: adventurous lake rigpig Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085523) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Ultramarine Pit Mother I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085526) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Rose Resort Marketing Idea I don't see why not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086883) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Vivacious church building assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49087057) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM Author: bisexual harsh gas station Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088661) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: Vivacious church building regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088668) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49091985) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: Hideous toaster double fault Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49087091) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49091986) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: bronze codepig Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088665) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: bisexual harsh gas station Park high end RV in the parking lot.
Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.
Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.
Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.
Invite family and friends to come visit.
Make $25 million.
The whole thing sounds like a no brainer. |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM Author: alcoholic claret box office brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088783) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: vibrant background story party of the first part would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49089456) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: gedood persoon U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49090076) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49091826) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Looking into This (🧐) OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092424) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.
The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet. |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM Author: Excitant ivory goyim useless brakes This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088842) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM Author: cerebral space foreskin ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088952) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: Local on the 8s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092077) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: gumbo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094733) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: Jarred I. Williams As long as I could get a nicer bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092101) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092299) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094383) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: gedood persoon you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094402) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094708) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: Looking into This (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095506) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094669) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094709) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM DESCRIBE the research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094729) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094897) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095049) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095131) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: rogue planet orbiting the SOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095607) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass 1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends 3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs 4. look at census data and local high school sports results |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) You can’t leave to go to the strip club though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095971) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095993) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49098675) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095008) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear Cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095126) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: ....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,. I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095459) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Looking into This (🧐) What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095715) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49098514) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) Fuck your bone spur, nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097398) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49096005) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: scholarship Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49096008) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III “Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49096015) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49096048) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49096277) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097446) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49099032) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: ..;;.;;;;.;;..;.;;;;.;;..;;,;;,.... Looks better than prison food, so yes.
https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173 |