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"The Hamptons" looks kinda shitty why do wealthy people vacation there?

I get that it is close to NYC but we have airplanes now you ...
buck-toothed queen of the night
  04/11/26
I don't get it either. The water on Long Island is freezing...
transparent trailer park
  04/11/26
If you're rich in NYC, you still live in an apartment. So y...
sinister odious school cafeteria windowlicker
  04/11/26
Even A lake house upstate would be nicer imho
buck-toothed queen of the night
  04/11/26
Plenty of people do this too. It's like asking why the Ocean...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Nobody you know will be there though.
sinister odious school cafeteria windowlicker
  04/11/26
100% cr There are way nicer places to spend your time. No...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Easy to go there every weekend. Easy to spend a month out th...
big associate
  04/11/26
Right and the parents can always pop back into the office if...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
It’s a rancid TTT
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Considering your nouveau riche Jewish shitlaw background I'm...
Bateful National Candlestick Maker
  04/11/26
LOL at this prole retard take. Every few years ill go spend ...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Not reading that slop. Nothing I said was false. You are Jew...
Bateful National Candlestick Maker
  04/11/26
LOL loser, seethe
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
You are Jewish 🫵
Bateful National Candlestick Maker
  04/11/26
Nah, sorry prole
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
I'm independently wealthy and don't rely on daddy's blood mo...
Bateful National Candlestick Maker
  04/11/26
LOL sure thing peasant
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
You are a Jewish housepet 🫵✡️
Bateful National Candlestick Maker
  04/11/26
How are the mosquitoes
buck-toothed queen of the night
  04/11/26
A lot of MFH richmos are fundamentally addicted to working (...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Based on the people I see every year there are more than you...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
I agree and I think in the last 10 years it's definitely exp...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
St. B was way different prior to 2015. Used to be much quiet...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Yeah obviously because it was a hidden gem. The word got out...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
I wouldn't say a "hidden gem," people knew just no...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
I am with you in spirit but I don't think those hotels can a...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
These hotels are the ones that sell out for the season almos...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
I think given your passion for this you should run a hotel. ...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Being in a customer service role aka hospitality would be gh...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Be the change you wish to see
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
NSAM already got me banned from Europe!
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
He's a ratfuck spinning
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
We all learned a valuable lesson that you can't just go arou...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
He's ahead of his time imo
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
INTERPOL are on my trail
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
I think they're the most overrated band of their era imo. No...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Haven't heard anything about them in years, do they still pu...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Not sure. But they have a really dedicated fanbase. They hav...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
I remember the 1-2 albums they put out in the early '00s wer...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Don't tell that to somebody who heckin loves Interpol
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Sounds like a hectic day of shooting.
appetizing gas station
  04/11/26
People think being a Hot Chick is easy but it sounds like a ...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Even my dumbass teen neighbor girls somehow vacation in euro...
buck-toothed queen of the night
  04/11/26
I have met a surprising number of drooling illiterate Mexica...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Always a lot of beaners in Aspen
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Cr
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
There are just too many fucking people om earth, we need mas...
buck-toothed queen of the night
  04/11/26
The other problem is somehow all these thirdies now have the...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Cr. This "fancy" vineyard in the hamptons is owned...
buck-toothed queen of the night
  04/11/26
Ghastly. 14 more days until Soo CR Summer begins. We will be...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Roofing is a good career imo
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
mfcr
mischievous dragon
  04/11/26
The head of my mutual fund business lives in the Hamptons an...
Crusty Purple Station Ladyboy
  04/11/26
You are a compliance monkey
Bateful National Candlestick Maker
  04/11/26
...
mischievous dragon
  04/11/26
It's a shittier version of the jersey shore
hideous medicated forum
  04/11/26
Because it’s far enough from the dindu thunderdome tha...
Obsidian Depressive Weed Whacker
  04/11/26
governor Mamdani will fill it with Section 8 housing
Motley degenerate
  04/11/26
Montauk is nice
provocative kitty cat kitchen
  04/11/26
Montauk is the absolute worst, a once legit fishing town tur...
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
I feel triggered by this
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Idk this was like 15 years ago and it was shockingly chill a...
provocative kitty cat kitchen
  04/11/26
Yea, those days are over.
dead trip stain affirmative action
  04/11/26
Cr. Top Goldman brass from the early aughts went out there ...
Gay love of her life
  04/11/26
This makes me nostalgic for Tim Dillons rants about austere ...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Because, if you have money but no class, it's a way to displ...
mischievous dragon
  04/11/26
New money is everywhere now, there's no prestige left IMO.
buck-toothed queen of the night
  04/11/26
The Hamptons had SOME prestige from the 70s/80s when THAT wa...
mischievous dragon
  04/11/26
Russians, Arabs, Jews, Armos, Flips. Third world got money. ...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
how nigger-tastic for the nigger-rich
mischievous dragon
  04/11/26
It's a new paradigm fren
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Cr because all the growth is in shady industries and dealing...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
Other rich people are there so new rich people want to be th...
fishy regret old irish cottage
  04/11/26
Sounds like somebody wasn't invited to Dr. Jill's blowout su...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
It's a function of insecurity
mischievous dragon
  04/11/26
Being close to nyc is the worst thing about it
provocative kitty cat kitchen
  04/11/26
The Hamptons, Nantucket and Martha's Vinyard all suck massiv...
Diverse crimson cuckoldry
  04/11/26
Obviously cr however they can't teleport and hence the Hampt...
Cyan Institution Crotch
  04/11/26
They tryna make new slaves See that's that privately owne...
provocative kitty cat kitchen
  04/11/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed queen of the night

I get that it is close to NYC but we have airplanes now you can go somewhere much nicer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810408)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: transparent trailer park

I don't get it either. The water on Long Island is freezing. The beach there isn't fun at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810410)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: sinister odious school cafeteria windowlicker

If you're rich in NYC, you still live in an apartment. So you buy a house in the Hamptons with a pool near the beach and have outdoor parties all summer. All your rich friends (and kids' friends) will be there too.

Wealthy people aren't "vacationing" there, they're just chilling at their own house, and their whole social circle is there too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810415)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed queen of the night

Even A lake house upstate would be nicer imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810530)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Plenty of people do this too. It's like asking why the Ocean is more popular than inland lakes. It just is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810542)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: sinister odious school cafeteria windowlicker

Nobody you know will be there though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810766)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

100% cr

There are way nicer places to spend your time. None of them are Close to NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810541)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: big associate

Easy to go there every weekend. Easy to spend a month out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810419)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Right and the parents can always pop back into the office if need be. And if you forget something you can always go back to your apartment and retrieve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810547)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

It’s a rancid TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810422)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Bateful National Candlestick Maker

Considering your nouveau riche Jewish shitlaw background I'm shocked you're not a Hamptonsmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810423)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

LOL at this prole retard take. Every few years ill go spend some time there at a friend’s family estate and see if maybe it sucks less…nope. Hassle to get to from MFH, ugly beaches with cold water, every Hampton is 45+ minutes from each other so you spend the entire weekend driving or in an uber going to different people’s houses, shitty restaurants and or shit tier bars like Surflodge or Talkhouse. LMAO at this humiliation ritual for prole idiots who don’t summer in Europe. It makes sense for wagies who need to be tethered to their MFH wagecage I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810437)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Bateful National Candlestick Maker

Not reading that slop. Nothing I said was false. You are Jewish btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810439)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

LOL loser, seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810441)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Bateful National Candlestick Maker

You are Jewish 🫵

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810442)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

Nah, sorry prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810460)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Bateful National Candlestick Maker

I'm independently wealthy and don't rely on daddy's blood money. I also have a wife and three beautiful children. You have nothing and are Jewish. Seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

LOL sure thing peasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810529)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Bateful National Candlestick Maker

You are a Jewish housepet 🫵✡️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810548)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed queen of the night

How are the mosquitoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

A lot of MFH richmos are fundamentally addicted to working (how they got rich to begin with) and don't want to completely unplug for a whole month. Most rich people are still going to try and substantially grow their wealth. They can't just Stop for long periods of time. You're in a very unique situation of generational wealth handed to you + no ambition in life. This almost never happens even among the mega elite, they typically want their kids to do stuff with their life and not vacation every single day.

The prospect of >go to Europe for months with near limitless budget just to have fun and never worry about anything ever is limited to a very, very small number of people to begin with. And even among those who could, many choose not to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810555)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

Based on the people I see every year there are more than you think. If you engaged in the decades long in depth stalking of others the way you have done with me, I think you'd find a lot of these people claiming to work hard and increase their wealth are flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810560)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

I agree and I think in the last 10 years it's definitely expanding as the top 10% gets richer due to tech stonks going to the moon. When I was growing up in a wealthy enclave no one ever went to Saint Barths. It seems like it blew up over time. People went to Florida all the time, shit people went to Africa and shit back in the day. I remember Aruba being a big deal. But I never heard of St Barths before 2015 or so and now I see people with hats and apparel it seems like every day. So I definitely think there's been an explosion of people just trying to gtfo of Manhattan on a grander scale than in the past.

I solemnly swear that I am not obsessed with you personally and I will strive to investigate other rich people who don't work, too. I will start a dossier on dilettantism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810567)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

St. B was way different prior to 2015. Used to be much quieter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810572)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Yeah obviously because it was a hidden gem. The word got out and now it's a huge deal. Hawaii is like that too, too many fucking people. Exclusivity gets harder to find all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810578)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

I wouldn't say a "hidden gem," people knew just not every prole Dick and Harry. Thanks to scum influencer culture and social media anything that is at all good gets spammed all over the internet and becomes aspirational for every other piece of shit wannabe influencer who will leverage themselves to the hilt to go there and shoot "content." I wish all of these hotels and restaurants and bars would institute STRICT no photo/no video policies so this element would fuck off and die.

Nice hotels also need to institute a 2 adult/room CAP and a 3-5 night minimum so you don't get 6 prole girls sharing a room for 1 night so they can shoot reels all day and post it for a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810581)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

I am with you in spirit but I don't think those hotels can afford not to let those chicks go nuts. It's free advertising. Look in the digital age every secret is revealed. It's the same with stocks and other assets. It used to be that only a small number of people paid attention to investing and now your Uber driver has a trading account. The more information gets out into the world the less undervalued assets there are. Like I own a bunch of Nvidia, I have absolutely no idea whether it will go up but I can't sleep at night if I didn't just because of FOMO. FOMO drives everything in the economy. It sucks we can't go back to the before times but things always change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810595)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

These hotels are the ones that sell out for the season almost entirely to regular guests year after year who take the same dates (the people being annoyed by the influencers). They don't need the advertising and they don't need to attract the low spend tacky crowd that is going to annoy their dependable, high spend, regulars. I also don't want non-guests allowed on property unless they have a booking at one of the restaurants. No one needs to see some dumb bitch doing a 20 minute photoshoot by the pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810605)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

I think given your passion for this you should run a hotel. Would love to see the Big Changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810611)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

Being in a customer service role aka hospitality would be ghastly not a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810612)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Be the change you wish to see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810619)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

NSAM already got me banned from Europe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810620)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

He's a ratfuck spinning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810634)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

We all learned a valuable lesson that you can't just go around willy nilly taking pictures of the inside of your own hotel room (or girls in it) when detective NSAM is on the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810642)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

He's ahead of his time imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810657)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

INTERPOL are on my trail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810660)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

I think they're the most overrated band of their era imo. No clue why they have so many fans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

Haven't heard anything about them in years, do they still put out new albums?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810673)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Not sure. But they have a really dedicated fanbase. They have superfans who go to all their shows. I mean good for them. But I never 'got' it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810676)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

I remember the 1-2 albums they put out in the early '00s were good but then never thought about them again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810683)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Don't tell that to somebody who heckin loves Interpol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810714)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: appetizing gas station

Sounds like a hectic day of shooting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810599)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

People think being a Hot Chick is easy but it sounds like a lot of work to turn it into a decent career

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810607)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: buck-toothed queen of the night

Even my dumbass teen neighbor girls somehow vacation in europe every summer it has to be crowded AF there now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810573)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

I have met a surprising number of drooling illiterate Mexicans who routinely ski in Switzerland. Lmfao. I think skiing is a big status symbol in their culture for some reason. It's seen as this prestigious unobtanium and hence they obsess over it. Think of how far beaners are from the snow. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810583)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

Always a lot of beaners in Aspen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810584)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810602)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: buck-toothed queen of the night

There are just too many fucking people om earth, we need massive 3rd world famines and wars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810588)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

The other problem is somehow all these thirdies now have the time and $ to travel and so you can't escape them anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810590)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed queen of the night

Cr. This "fancy" vineyard in the hamptons is owned by mexicans lol probably cartel $ https://www.rgnywine.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810591)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

Ghastly. 14 more days until Soo CR Summer begins. We will be doing our best to avoid thirdies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810598)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Roofing is a good career imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810613)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: mischievous dragon

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810615)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Crusty Purple Station Ladyboy

The head of my mutual fund business lives in the Hamptons and takes a literal helicopter into the city like once a week. I have to hold his dick while he pees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810430)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Bateful National Candlestick Maker

You are a compliance monkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810436)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: mischievous dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810616)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: hideous medicated forum

It's a shittier version of the jersey shore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810543)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: Obsidian Depressive Weed Whacker

Because it’s far enough from the dindu thunderdome that there’s practically no dindus. At this point that’s literally it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810585)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Motley degenerate

governor Mamdani will fill it with Section 8 housing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810589)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat kitchen

Montauk is nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810594)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

Montauk is the absolute worst, a once legit fishing town turned into hipster/yuppie hybrid hell and populated with the worst of the worst people who share house summer Hamptons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810609)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

I feel triggered by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810623)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat kitchen

Idk this was like 15 years ago and it was shockingly chill and serene, no exorbitant show offs partying anywhere. The locals were all small business owners and very friendly. It was extremely quiet and peaceful everywhere and every meal had fresh lobster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810632)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: dead trip stain affirmative action

Yea, those days are over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810636)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Gay love of her life

Cr. Top Goldman brass from the early aughts went out there to chill. My sense is that it’s now gotten worked over by people many rungs down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810812)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

This makes me nostalgic for Tim Dillons rants about austere WASPs and the Southampton Bathing Corp and how all WASPs want in life is to not be around any Jews or Arabs lmao. Peak TD rant imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810637)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: mischievous dragon

Because, if you have money but no class, it's a way to display to the world that "I HAVE MONEY"

it's the ultimate insecurity / new money play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810621)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: buck-toothed queen of the night

New money is everywhere now, there's no prestige left IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810627)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: mischievous dragon

The Hamptons had SOME prestige from the 70s/80s when THAT wave of new money fled out there for their weekend homes after being shut-out of Newport, CT shore, North Shore, etc. I am old enough to remember the summer-shares of the 80s/90s

Now it's just a "Look at me! Look at me! I am rich! See?!?" for anything crawling in. There's a few vestiges out there (Bath & Tennis Club) but mostly just trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810645)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Russians, Arabs, Jews, Armos, Flips. Third world got money. I literally remember being a kid and some Estonian guy told me that in the former Soviet Bloc Donald Trump was considered a hero by all because he put gold on everything. This captivated the Slavic imagination. Gold everything was as big as they could dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810655)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: mischievous dragon

how nigger-tastic for the nigger-rich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810661)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

It's a new paradigm fren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810669)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Cr because all the growth is in shady industries and dealing with third worlders so all the nouveau riche are fundamentally disgusting. There's been zero growth in old money for decades. Whites with Class are just hanging on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810646)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: fishy regret old irish cottage

Other rich people are there so new rich people want to be there. It’s relatively close to NYC. The traffic there is horrendous during the summer. Don’t get the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810667)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Sounds like somebody wasn't invited to Dr. Jill's blowout summerfests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810672)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: mischievous dragon

It's a function of insecurity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810678)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat kitchen

Being close to nyc is the worst thing about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Diverse crimson cuckoldry

The Hamptons, Nantucket and Martha's Vinyard all suck massive ass. They're only popular because they're coastal places near the northeast.

If Northeastmos could teleport anywhere in the continental US all three of those places would die and they would go to Aspen or California or w/e



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810722)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Cyan Institution Crotch

Obviously cr however they can't teleport and hence the Hamptons continues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810735)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat kitchen

They tryna make new slaves

See that's that privately owned prison

Get your piece today

They prolly all in the Hamptons

Braggin' 'bout what they made

Fuck you and your Hampton house

I'll fuck your Hampton spouse

Came on her Hampton blouse

And in her Hampton mouth

Y'all 'bout to turn shit up

I'm 'bout to tear shit down

I'm 'bout to air shit out

Now what the fuck they gon' say now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2...id.#49810789)