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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
territorial bipolar trust fund parlour
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
silver vibrant useless brakes
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
Opaque Karate
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This.
territorial bipolar trust fund parlour
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
territorial bipolar trust fund parlour
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate principal's office

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Galvanic Heaven Genital Piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30254788)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Out-of-control messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30254824)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Gay National Codepig

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Turquoise know-it-all yarmulke pisswyrm



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: vermilion new version



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Out-of-control messiness

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: silver vibrant useless brakes

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: startled friendly grandma

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Opaque Karate

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Deep Umber Bawdyhouse

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Turquoise know-it-all yarmulke pisswyrm



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Ungodly internet-worthy piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255459)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Deep Umber Bawdyhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Stimulating stag film police squad



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Carmine Tanning Salon Quadroon



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Toilet Seat



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Contagious personal credit line



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: frum multi-colored den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Bistre Nudist Church Building

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot degenerate

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Fighting sandwich stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot degenerate

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: mewling queen of the night

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: mahogany azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Deep Umber Bawdyhouse

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: awkward bespoke newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Violent House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Supple harsh plaza

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: 180 lilac hell

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling mischievous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Sinister Wagecucks

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Coral self-absorbed base cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: shimmering corner factory reset button

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Stimulating stag film police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: thriller sexy kitchen depressive

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: frisky bbw set

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: exciting home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Supple harsh plaza

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: shimmering corner factory reset button

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Supple harsh plaza

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Supple harsh plaza

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Supple harsh plaza

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Sinister Wagecucks

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: frozen office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Sinister Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: shimmering corner factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Irate School Cafeteria Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: thirsty translucent trailer park shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Mustard fat ankles fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: ruddy library

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: maroon gas station trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: carnelian nursing home idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Iridescent lettuce

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Iridescent lettuce

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: frozen office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate principal's office

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: frozen office

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Turquoise know-it-all yarmulke pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Misunderstood forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: hateful wild garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: avocado flatulent ticket booth gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: hateful wild garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Milky Native

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: deranged glassy marketing idea step-uncle's house

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Milky Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: deranged glassy marketing idea step-uncle's house

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: yellow site ceo

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Ungodly internet-worthy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: deranged glassy marketing idea step-uncle's house

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Titillating nubile generalized bond

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Deep Umber Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: carnelian nursing home idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: startled friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Mauve boiling water shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: exciting home

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Cowardly area boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle psychic

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating Glittery Box Office

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: federal fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Mustard fat ankles fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: adventurous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Contagious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Shaky clear telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: vivacious tattoo private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: awkward bespoke newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating Glittery Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: adventurous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: garnet talented ratface kitty

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: arousing dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Shaky clear telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Sinister Wagecucks

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Titillating nubile generalized bond

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pearly menage

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: arousing dingle berry

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: 180 lilac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: mewling queen of the night

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: copper abnormal location hunting ground

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Supple harsh plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: curious greedy school love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: boyish poppy crotch

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Sinister Wagecucks

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: startled friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Bistre Nudist Church Building

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: dull motley blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: sticky brunch twinkling uncleanness

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Supple harsh plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Unhinged impressive market reading party

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: dull motley blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: 180 lilac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: stirring keepsake machete station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: stirring keepsake machete station

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Mauve boiling water shrine

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Deep Umber Bawdyhouse

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: shimmering corner factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: big-titted crackhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: frozen office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: 180 lilac hell

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Cowardly area boistinker

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: copper abnormal location hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Shaky clear telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: avocado flatulent ticket booth gaming laptop



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: dull motley blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Shaky clear telephone

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling mischievous temple

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: topaz nighttime goyim lodge

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible slate old irish cottage cruise ship



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: sadistic church faggot firefighter

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Shaky clear telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Bearded Magenta Weed Whacker Whorehouse

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: soggy splenetic coldplay fan

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: 180 lilac hell



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: shimmering corner factory reset button



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: diverse dark meetinghouse



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained Brindle Business Firm



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained Brindle Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Deep Umber Bawdyhouse



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating Glittery Box Office



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: sticky brunch twinkling uncleanness

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling state



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Misunderstood forum



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: avocado flatulent ticket booth gaming laptop



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Self-centered locus international law enforcement agency

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: mewling queen of the night

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Dashing Gunner



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Dashing Gunner



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: startled friendly grandma



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: shimmering corner factory reset button



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate principal's office



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: hairraiser embarrassed to the bone becky



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: territorial bipolar trust fund parlour



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: shimmering corner factory reset button



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Aqua electric furnace

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Aqua electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Beta Stage Organic Girlfriend

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Aqua electric furnace

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Aqua electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: copper abnormal location hunting ground

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Aqua electric furnace

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: copper abnormal location hunting ground

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: vermilion new version



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: frum multi-colored den



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: mahogany azn



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: frum multi-colored den



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: startled friendly grandma



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: grizzly chapel

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Aqua electric furnace



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate principal's office



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant chocolate principal's office

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: frozen office

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Ebony Range

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Carmine Tanning Salon Quadroon

not a single person copied it?

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Aqua electric furnace

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id.#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Aqua electric furnace

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Carmine Tanning Salon Quadroon



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Useless Hairless Abode Toaster

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Aqua electric furnace



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: hateful wild garrison

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: boyish poppy crotch

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: house-broken point

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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Aqua electric furnace



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: hateful wild garrison

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Aqua electric furnace



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: sadistic church faggot firefighter



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: sticky brunch twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: razzle talking gay wizard



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: brilliant floppy legend



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Aqua electric furnace



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Flickering stain

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Toilet Seat



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: brilliant floppy legend



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: bonkers violet field



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: bonkers violet field



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: razzle talking gay wizard



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: boyish poppy crotch

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Misunderstood forum

what a time to be alive

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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring dopamine

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
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