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Hypo: $5M to swim from MFH to New Haven right now.

If you're not in MFH right now, you'll be teleported there. ...
Nazca Redlines
  06/28/24
no way I could swim maybe 10 miles if my life literally dep...
libclubber
  06/28/24
Swim 10 miles, float on your back to recover, repeat. What's...
Nazca Redlines
  06/28/24
for you big bosses considering this it is about 80 miles, i....
Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo
  06/28/24
There's no clock or anything. Float on your neck if you need...
Nazca Redlines
  06/28/24
So just float on your back for 8 hours while you try to get ...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  06/28/24
you'd be shitting yourself from east river pollution before ...
zarathustra
  06/28/24
Flame. The water isn't that polluted these days. You'd be fi...
Nazca Redlines
  06/28/24
...
freed mason
  06/28/24
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The Gordon Bombay of Bombay (tp, to be clear)
  06/28/24
I have a muscular build, low body fat and dense bones. I sin...
sex with females makes you weak and pliable
  06/28/24
How long do you need before you'd confidently say you could ...
Nazca Redlines
  06/28/24
Hard to say. Ive never been in bad enough shape to not sink ...
sex with females makes you weak and pliable
  06/28/24
This is totally impossible to all but a tiny handful of peop...
logarithms
  06/28/24
Many of them are pumos on this very chatboard.
Nazca Redlines
  06/28/24
Funny how often that's the case
logarithms
  06/28/24
True, but because of willpower. If.you have a basic grasp of...
sex with females makes you weak and pliable
  06/28/24
Can I wear a dry suit
;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.
  06/28/24
Sure. How long will it take you to complete?
Nazca Redlines
  06/28/24
Those are hella bouyant. Maybe a week?
;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.
  06/28/24
I don't even think I'd do this with one of those propulsion ...
freed mason
  06/28/24
A boat?
Nazca Redlines
  06/28/24
No a boat would be easy You take them scuba-ing. I forget w...
freed mason
  06/28/24
Seascooters
freed mason
  06/28/24
The most I can swim is probably 200yds. I couldn’t eve...
disco fries
  06/28/24


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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

If you're not in MFH right now, you'll be teleported there. You need to walk from wherever you are to the water and swim to New Haven. Once you get in the water and start swimming, you cannot get out again until you reach New Haven. Either you make it or you die trying.

No hanging onto a boat, raft, innertube, etc. No walking or resting with your feet on the ground. You can bring a small float with food and drinks, but you have to tow it or push it, and you can't hang onto it or use it for floatation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47789489)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:33 PM
Author: libclubber (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp)

no way

I could swim maybe 10 miles if my life literally depended on it, any more than that I’ll take the L and call it a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47789514)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Swim 10 miles, float on your back to recover, repeat. What's the big deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47789519)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo

for you big bosses considering this it is about 80 miles, i.e. 4 swims of the Strait of Dover. the best women's marathon swimmer in the world did that feat (4 consecutive crossings) in 54 hours, 10 minutes.

your swim would be the second-longest neutral-current open water swim in history.

so I'm out, but good luck to the mastermen. would need to be a lot more than $5M to swim it during shark/hurricane season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47789523)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

There's no clock or anything. Float on your neck if you need a rest. OP says you can bring food and drink, so that's not an issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790711)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


So just float on your back for 8 hours while you try to get some sleep without drowning. What could possibly go wrong?

This hypo is basically suicide for anyone who isn't a world class marathon swimmer. It might even be suicide for them. If the currents sweep you out into the open ocean, you're not going to survive this hypo no matter how good of a swimmer you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790812)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: zarathustra

you'd be shitting yourself from east river pollution before making it to queens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47789533)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Flame. The water isn't that polluted these days. You'd be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790717)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: freed mason



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790725)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: The Gordon Bombay of Bombay (tp, to be clear)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790726)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: sex with females makes you weak and pliable

I have a muscular build, low body fat and dense bones. I sink like a rock in a pool, and still sink with a deep breath in salt water. In short, despite being in exceptional physical shape, I'm a terrible candidate for this.

If I was allowed to drop muscle and gain a bunch of fat first, then I could surely do it.

Basically like 3-4 channel crossings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790753)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How long do you need before you'd confidently say you could do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790755)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: sex with females makes you weak and pliable

Hard to say. Ive never been in bad enough shape to not sink like a rock in water.

I'm sure dropping 20 lbs of muscle and gaining 60 lbs of fat (ie. making me like the normal American male my age) would probably do it. But I would not willing to get out of shape for $5MM.

So wouldn't happen.

But, if I had to -- probably like 6 months of eating / exercising like a Black woman for the body comp changes I'd want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790767)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: logarithms

This is totally impossible to all but a tiny handful of people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790758)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Many of them are pumos on this very chatboard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790775)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: logarithms

Funny how often that's the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790780)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: sex with females makes you weak and pliable

True, but because of willpower. If.you have a basic grasp of the technique involved, doesn't require great cardio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790785)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.


Can I wear a dry suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790787)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Sure. How long will it take you to complete?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790824)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.


Those are hella bouyant. Maybe a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790848)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: freed mason

I don't even think I'd do this with one of those propulsion cart things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790789)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

A boat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790826)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: freed mason

No a boat would be easy

You take them scuba-ing. I forget what they're called

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790847)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: freed mason

Seascooters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790850)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: disco fries (29.5 fortnights to Teewinot friends - 370lbs)

The most I can swim is probably 200yds. I couldn’t even get across the East River let alone Long Island Sound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2...id.#47790845)