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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
tell me
mind-boggling hell
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Stubborn field
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Salmon stead mad-dog skullcap
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Curious magical forum
  12/28/13
fucking lol
nighttime site twinkling uncleanness
  05/12/15
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Marvelous church building cumskin
  05/12/15
so underrated
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azure multi-colored newt
  03/31/18
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spectacular tan corn cake
  07/18/18
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Alcoholic box office
  07/18/18
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haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus
  12/16/21
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at-the-ready kitty center
  02/16/23
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  12/11/24
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  06/11/25
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Pungent dysfunction
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
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Concupiscible out-of-control electric furnace associate
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Impressive Charismatic Whorehouse New Version
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
cordovan locus codepig
  08/14/13
lmao
mind-boggling hell
  05/12/15
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Bossy blood rage
  12/11/24
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Hot crackhouse laser beams
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Impressive Charismatic Whorehouse New Version
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
appetizing walnut base
  08/14/13
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Stubborn field
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
cracking ceo turdskin
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
rofl
mind-boggling hell
  08/14/13
180
haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus
  08/14/13
rofl
cyan cuckold sandwich
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Ivory cerebral bawdyhouse alpha
  08/14/13
lol
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blathering genital piercing
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stirring foreskin
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Carmine adventurous mad cow disease
  03/24/21
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at-the-ready kitty center
  02/16/23
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Pungent dysfunction
  08/12/25
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well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke
  08/14/13
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Stubborn field
  08/14/13
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well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
cordovan locus codepig
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke
  08/14/13
best of thread
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
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spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
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Hot crackhouse laser beams
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Hot crackhouse laser beams
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
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Stubborn field
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
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Stubborn field
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Stubborn field
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Excitant iridescent spot pisswyrm
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
cordovan locus codepig
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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mind-boggling hell
  08/14/13
180
Titillating menage keepsake machete
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Electric lemon chapel
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blathering genital piercing
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Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/17/13
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nighttime site twinkling uncleanness
  01/19/16
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azure multi-colored newt
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Chartreuse stage internal respiration
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
lol
Chrome Volcanic Crater National
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
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spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
passionate cocky dopamine factory reset button
  08/14/13
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Bat-shit-crazy Bespoke Market Useless Brakes
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke
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massive olive address cuck
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
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big multi-billionaire
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big multi-billionaire
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Carmine adventurous mad cow disease
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
trip apoplectic mexican brunch
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Alcoholic Amethyst Theater
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
cracking ceo turdskin
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
cracking ceo turdskin
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Gay private investor
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
hairraiser coldplay fan
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Alcoholic Amethyst Theater
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
trip apoplectic mexican brunch
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
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Yellow Lascivious Station
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Alcoholic Amethyst Theater
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Alcoholic Amethyst Theater
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Alcoholic Amethyst Theater
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Alcoholic Amethyst Theater
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Alcoholic Amethyst Theater
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Alcoholic Amethyst Theater
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Stubborn field
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Stubborn field
  08/14/13
whatever
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Drunken mildly autistic water buffalo chad
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
lol
Titillating menage keepsake machete
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
180
haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus
  08/14/13
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brass filthpig state
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
swashbuckling bright queen of the night place of business
  08/14/13
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swashbuckling bright queen of the night place of business
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Stubborn field
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Stubborn field
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
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opaque nofapping stage
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Titillating menage keepsake machete
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Obsidian beady-eyed hissy fit
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Exhilarant up-to-no-good gaming laptop area
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus
  08/14/13
165
Glittery rusted marketing idea
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
lmao
Stubborn field
  08/14/13
...
Yellow Lascivious Station
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Glassy Wonderful Faggot Firefighter Native
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
dun shrine organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  08/14/13
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swashbuckling bright queen of the night place of business
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
Pics?
rambunctious autistic kitchen
  08/14/13
link?
Bossy blood rage
  08/17/13
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mind-boggling hell
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Domesticated Cheese-eating Mediation
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Galvanic stag film
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Henna odious shitlib piazza
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
sooty soul-stirring legal warrant
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Razzle-dazzle costumed pit
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Bat Shit Crazy Irradiated Tanning Salon
  08/14/13
Underrated
Glittery rusted marketing idea
  08/15/13
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stirring foreskin
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Razzle-dazzle costumed pit
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Bat Shit Crazy Irradiated Tanning Salon
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
plum insecure library background story
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
spruce reading party dilemma
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
bateful black legend
  08/14/13
lol
exciting bronze selfie meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
bateful black legend
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
exciting bronze selfie meetinghouse
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
bateful black legend
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Razzle-dazzle costumed pit
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Crimson People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
trip apoplectic mexican brunch
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Kink-friendly circlehead
  08/14/13
180
floppy casino really tough guy
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
exciting bronze selfie meetinghouse
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
blathering genital piercing
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
exciting bronze selfie meetinghouse
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Comical cream office
  08/14/13
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Fantasy-prone diverse garrison mother
  08/14/13
180
vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape
  08/14/13
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Bat Shit Crazy Irradiated Tanning Salon
  08/15/13
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Henna odious shitlib piazza
  08/17/13
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180 sneaky criminal
  09/11/13
Lmao
lime deep fat ankles toaster
  06/07/17
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Pungent dysfunction
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
chestnut international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Comical cream office
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
useless heady parlor
  08/14/13
lol
vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape
  08/14/13
...
Aphrodisiac pink pozpig
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
boyish public bath
  08/14/13
180
sick dull gas station tank
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Mentally impaired learning disabled sound barrier
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
aromatic hospital
  08/17/13
poignant
Topaz School Juggernaut
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
arousing gold degenerate jew
  08/17/13
...
Comical cream office
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
180 sneaky criminal
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
big multi-billionaire
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
plum insecure library background story
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Curious magical forum
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Talented lilac plaza party of the first part
  12/28/13
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stimulating milky nursing home
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
khaki idiot
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Lavender Histrionic Parlour Wagecucks
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Racy transparent house quadroon
  03/10/14
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nighttime site twinkling uncleanness
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
passionate cocky dopamine factory reset button
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irate laughsome home
  01/19/16
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blathering genital piercing
  10/25/17
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Bossy blood rage
  11/29/15
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Bossy blood rage
  12/23/15
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nighttime site twinkling uncleanness
  01/05/16
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Bossy blood rage
  03/13/16
I want pizza
misunderstood fragrant principal's office macaca
  06/07/17
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irate laughsome home
  09/22/17
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Slimy bistre candlestick maker
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
sapphire institution kitty cat
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Vibrant ticket booth
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
sapphire institution kitty cat
  07/18/18
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Carmine adventurous mad cow disease
  04/30/19
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Bossy blood rage
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Bossy blood rage
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balding vigorous corner mental disorder
  07/11/20
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Carmine adventurous mad cow disease
  12/16/21
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Carmine adventurous mad cow disease
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Stubborn field

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Salmon stead mad-dog skullcap

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Curious magical forum

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: nighttime site twinkling uncleanness

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Marvelous church building cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872817)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: grizzly dashing french chef resort

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: stirring foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: azure multi-colored newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: spectacular tan corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Alcoholic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready kitty center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Hot crackhouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible out-of-control electric furnace associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Pungent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: twinkling fear-inspiring theatre faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible out-of-control electric furnace associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Impressive Charismatic Whorehouse New Version

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: cordovan locus codepig

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Bossy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Hot crackhouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Impressive Charismatic Whorehouse New Version

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: appetizing walnut base

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Stubborn field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: cracking ceo turdskin

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: cyan cuckold sandwich

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Ivory cerebral bawdyhouse alpha

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: exciting bronze selfie meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: blathering genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: stirring foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Carmine adventurous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready kitty center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Pungent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Stubborn field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: cordovan locus codepig

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Hot crackhouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Hot crackhouse laser beams

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Stubborn field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Stubborn field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Stubborn field

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Excitant iridescent spot pisswyrm

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: cordovan locus codepig

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Chartreuse stage internal respiration

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Titillating menage keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Electric lemon chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: blathering genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: nighttime site twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: azure multi-colored newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Chartreuse stage internal respiration

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Chrome Volcanic Crater National

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: passionate cocky dopamine factory reset button

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Bespoke Market Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: massive olive address cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: big multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: big multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Carmine adventurous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: trip apoplectic mexican brunch

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Alcoholic Amethyst Theater

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: cracking ceo turdskin

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: cracking ceo turdskin

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Gay private investor

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: hairraiser coldplay fan

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic Amethyst Theater

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: trip apoplectic mexican brunch

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Yellow Lascivious Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Alcoholic Amethyst Theater

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Alcoholic Amethyst Theater

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic Amethyst Theater

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic Amethyst Theater

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Alcoholic Amethyst Theater

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic Amethyst Theater

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Stubborn field

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Stubborn field

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Drunken mildly autistic water buffalo chad

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Titillating menage keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: brass filthpig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: well-lubricated mauve old irish cottage yarmulke

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling bright queen of the night place of business

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling bright queen of the night place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Stubborn field

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Stubborn field

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: opaque nofapping stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Titillating menage keepsake machete

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Obsidian beady-eyed hissy fit

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant up-to-no-good gaming laptop area

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: haunting crystalline school cafeteria potus

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Glittery rusted marketing idea

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Stubborn field

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Yellow Lascivious Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Glassy Wonderful Faggot Firefighter Native

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: dun shrine organic girlfriend

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling bright queen of the night place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: rambunctious autistic kitchen

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Bossy blood rage

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Domesticated Cheese-eating Mediation

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Galvanic stag film

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Henna odious shitlib piazza

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: sooty soul-stirring legal warrant

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle costumed pit

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Irradiated Tanning Salon

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Glittery rusted marketing idea

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: stirring foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle costumed pit

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Irradiated Tanning Salon

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: plum insecure library background story

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: spruce reading party dilemma

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: bateful black legend

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: exciting bronze selfie meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: bateful black legend

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: exciting bronze selfie meetinghouse

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: bateful black legend

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle costumed pit

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Crimson People Who Are Hurt

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: trip apoplectic mexican brunch

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Kink-friendly circlehead

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: floppy casino really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: exciting bronze selfie meetinghouse

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: blathering genital piercing

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: exciting bronze selfie meetinghouse

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Comical cream office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone diverse garrison mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Irradiated Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Henna odious shitlib piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: 180 sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: lime deep fat ankles toaster

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Pungent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: chestnut international law enforcement agency

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Comical cream office

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: useless heady parlor

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: vivacious high-end orchestra pit ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pink pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: boyish public bath

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: sick dull gas station tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled sound barrier

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: aromatic hospital

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Topaz School Juggernaut

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: arousing gold degenerate jew

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Comical cream office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: 180 sneaky criminal

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: big multi-billionaire

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: plum insecure library background story

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Curious magical forum

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Talented lilac plaza party of the first part

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: stimulating milky nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: khaki idiot

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Lavender Histrionic Parlour Wagecucks

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Racy transparent house quadroon

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: nighttime site twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: passionate cocky dopamine factory reset button

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: irate laughsome home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: blathering genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Bossy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Bossy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: nighttime site twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Bossy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: misunderstood fragrant principal's office macaca

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: irate laughsome home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Slimy bistre candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: sapphire institution kitty cat

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: sapphire institution kitty cat

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Carmine adventurous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Bossy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Bossy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: balding vigorous corner mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Carmine adventurous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Carmine adventurous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#44198924)