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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Wonderful mad cow disease
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
Vermilion Masturbator
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
ocher hell ratface
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
odious step-uncle's house generalized bond
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
harsh copper dog poop
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
harsh copper dog poop
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
harsh copper dog poop
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
harsh copper dog poop
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
harsh copper dog poop
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
White scourge upon the earth
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
harsh copper dog poop
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
Bisexual blood rage candlestick maker
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
deranged spruce school cafeteria
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
maniacal gold casino regret
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
dha tux
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
dha tux
  07/22/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Wonderful mad cow disease

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Vermilion Masturbator

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: ocher hell ratface

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: odious step-uncle's house generalized bond

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: harsh copper dog poop

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: harsh copper dog poop

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: harsh copper dog poop

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: harsh copper dog poop

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: harsh copper dog poop

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: White scourge upon the earth

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: harsh copper dog poop

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Bisexual blood rage candlestick maker

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: deranged spruce school cafeteria

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: maniacal gold casino regret

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#49122937)