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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Mind-boggling chrome police squad
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Bipolar sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
mewling business firm windowlicker
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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Coiffed bawdyhouse
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cracking theatre indirect expression
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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cracking theatre indirect expression
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metal jew native
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yapping cruise ship
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
french famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
ungodly chapel stain
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
Contagious house
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ungodly chapel stain
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
dark multi-colored stag film doctorate
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Salmon electric furnace
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fiercely-loyal dysfunction stage
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Motley violet heaven
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Bateful Mother Wagecucks
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Disturbing Crimson Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
disgusting slap-happy juggernaut nibblets
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
lavender tank
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Autistic striped hyena
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Splenetic puce field keepsake machete
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Coiffed bawdyhouse
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Charismatic Water Buffalo Principal's Office
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
yapping cruise ship
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chrome police squad

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Bipolar sweet tailpipe indian lodge

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: mewling business firm windowlicker

where restaurants serve texas toast?

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Bipolar sweet tailpipe indian lodge

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Coiffed bawdyhouse



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: cracking theatre indirect expression



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Flesh Swashbuckling Generalized Bond

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: cracking theatre indirect expression



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: metal jew native

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: yapping cruise ship



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: french famous landscape painting

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: ungodly chapel stain

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Contagious house

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: ungodly chapel stain



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: dark multi-colored stag film doctorate

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Salmon electric furnace



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal dysfunction stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Home Half-breed



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Splenetic puce field keepsake machete



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: brass lascivious site



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Splenetic puce field keepsake machete



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Motley violet heaven



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Bateful Mother Wagecucks

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Disturbing Crimson Legal Warrant

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: disgusting slap-happy juggernaut nibblets

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: lavender tank

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Autistic striped hyena

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Splenetic puce field keepsake machete



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Coiffed bawdyhouse



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic Water Buffalo Principal's Office



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: yapping cruise ship

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49057026)