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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
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insecure preventive strike
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How did she respond?
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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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I’m married with kids part?
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: insecure preventive strike

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: trip indecent lay

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: House-broken offensive faggotry

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: trip indecent lay

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lavender diverse center personal credit line

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Heady vermilion sandwich

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Dun Harsh Site

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Ivory titillating karate station

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: primrose gaming laptop



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: buff resort genital piercing

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: insecure preventive strike

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Snowy ape



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: buff resort genital piercing

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: insecure preventive strike

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: buff resort genital piercing

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: insecure preventive strike

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: buff resort genital piercing

Lol I guess you had to try

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: dashing infuriating point



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Lemon Bearded Parlour Friendly Grandma

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: buff resort genital piercing

Lol

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Heady vermilion sandwich

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: cerise dog poop

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: primrose gaming laptop

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: trip indecent lay

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: House-broken offensive faggotry



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: insecure preventive strike

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: trip indecent lay

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: insecure preventive strike

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Marvelous spot nibblets

wut

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: insecure preventive strike

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Clear unholy hospital stain

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: dashing infuriating point



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Lascivious deep mother nursing home

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Comical orchestra pit factory reset button

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Dun Harsh Site



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Demanding Onyx Church Building Associate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lavender diverse center personal credit line

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lavender diverse center personal credit line



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: dashing infuriating point



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: milky elite native

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Autistic azure principal's office double fault



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: sapphire digit ratio psychic

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: dashing infuriating point

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic glittery shitlib forum

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Blue School Cafeteria

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: brass overrated queen of the night people who are hurt

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Amber famous landscape painting home

How big is her penis?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Sick mustard twinkling uncleanness turdskin

Incredible thread

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: kink-friendly sooty roast beef office

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lemon Bearded Parlour Friendly Grandma

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Lavender diverse center personal credit line

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: insecure preventive strike

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)