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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
Coral stimulating point
  06/15/26
tattoo removal seems like the cr gift
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/16/26
lol
chilmata
  06/16/26
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RUN LIKE HELL
  06/16/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/16/26
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Emperor Dwayne Johnson III?s Furious Haka Face
  06/16/26
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So we looked at the data
  06/17/26
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the wife guy cinematic universe
  06/17/26
Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you ne...
Aromatic mad cow disease
  06/15/26
She loves my average penis.
Coral stimulating point
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
Aromatic mad cow disease
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
Coral stimulating point
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
sable volcanic crater
  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
Coral stimulating point
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
fishy codepig
  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
Coral stimulating point
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
fishy codepig
  06/15/26
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Nippon Professional Baseball
  06/16/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
crimson vigorous faggotry generalized bond
  06/15/26
Criminally underappreciated, 180 post
Fucking Fuckface
  06/16/26
Very sad thread.
Bistre idiot institution
  06/15/26
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vivacious kitty library
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
crimson vigorous faggotry generalized bond
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
Coral stimulating point
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
Aromatic mad cow disease
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
crimson vigorous faggotry generalized bond
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
fishy codepig
  06/15/26
what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
crimson vigorous faggotry generalized bond
  06/15/26
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So we looked at the data
  06/16/26
say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  06/16/26
lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level
Bronus Swagner
  06/16/26
I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all t...
RUN LIKE HELL
  06/16/26
paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. pr...
chandler (retired)
  06/16/26
nitrous
Yellow curious nowag
  06/15/26
That's really bad for you. I would never.
Coral stimulating point
  06/15/26
pussy wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a se...
Yellow curious nowag
  06/15/26
2cb/2ci
Chartreuse Bateful Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/15/26
Welcome back gunneratttt
aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth philosopher-king
  06/16/26
...
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  06/16/26
How often do you get your kids?
Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime
  06/16/26
50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/16/26
kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck yo...
dark Satanic Mills
  06/16/26
180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.
Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime
  06/16/26
...
dark Satanic Mills
  06/16/26
How much money did she settle for
RUN LIKE HELL
  06/16/26
That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it ...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/16/26
This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even ...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  06/16/26
i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the ...
(*)>
  06/16/26
I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes acros...
dark Satanic Mills
  06/16/26
he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????
(*)>
  06/16/26
thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?
dark Satanic Mills
  06/16/26
His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flam...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  06/16/26
Unbelievable thread.
Paralegal Marandi
  06/16/26
Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.
Words of Affirmation
  06/16/26
trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds
sealclubber
  06/16/26
buy some of disco fries' old coins for her
Nippon Professional Baseball
  06/16/26
I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/16/26
You should date CSLG and he will treat you
So we looked at the data
  06/17/26
Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC
man o' war
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Coral stimulating point

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941106)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


tattoo removal seems like the cr gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941850)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: chilmata

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942492)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: RUN LIKE HELL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942495)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942522)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Emperor Dwayne Johnson III?s Furious Haka Face ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942536)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49943766)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49943773)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Aromatic mad cow disease

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Coral stimulating point

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Aromatic mad cow disease

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Coral stimulating point

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: sable volcanic crater

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Coral stimulating point

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: fishy codepig

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Coral stimulating point

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: fishy codepig

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941157)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: crimson vigorous faggotry generalized bond

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941174)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Criminally underappreciated, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942248)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Bistre idiot institution

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: vivacious kitty library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941141)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: crimson vigorous faggotry generalized bond

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Coral stimulating point

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Aromatic mad cow disease

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: crimson vigorous faggotry generalized bond

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: fishy codepig

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: crimson vigorous faggotry generalized bond

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941168)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942424)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942275)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942804)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: RUN LIKE HELL

I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all the chess they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942814)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942819)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Yellow curious nowag

nitrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941153)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Coral stimulating point

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Yellow curious nowag

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bateful Twinkling Uncleanness

2cb/2ci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941172)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth philosopher-king

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941686)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941856)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime

How often do you get your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49941853)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives up time with them so she can travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942179)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: dark Satanic Mills

kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck your client/witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942186)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime

180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942188)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: dark Satanic Mills



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942189)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: RUN LIKE HELL

How much money did she settle for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942419)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it cool while making her feel special. A diamond ring worth about 60 months' salary is about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942247)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even sure if it’s real cslg fully dropping the mask or a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942437)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the line in the initial thread about his daughter saying his gf is her new mommy now or whatever was flaem

i reacted earnestly to it if you ready the subthread wasteland i started in that thread. embarrassing for me

also, there is no possible way CSLG or anyone could believe the girl he's been poasting pics of is .... nvm not even worth saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942449)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: dark Satanic Mills

I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes across that way but he's Actually Like That

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942455)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942471)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: dark Satanic Mills

thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942478)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flame or humor. All he can do is post shameless self promotion. It seems he was trying to mimic humans for a while but now he is going to stop pretending and go full kike. This is really who this sociopathic ratface is inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49943135)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942440)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Words of Affirmation

Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942441)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: sealclubber

trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942442)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

buy some of disco fries' old coins for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942445)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942541)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: So we looked at the data

You should date CSLG and he will treat you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49943765)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: man o' war (🫢🏾)

Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2...id.#49942837)