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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
ungodly crusty mad cow disease base
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Irradiated Boistinker Chapel
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Rusted Tripping Gay Wizard
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Irradiated Boistinker Chapel
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Talented Disturbing Pistol Library
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chocolate frum gaming laptop
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
Autistic heady useless brakes
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chocolate frum gaming laptop
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lilac box office
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Hyperactive Resort Mediation
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Sadistic pontificating shitlib
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Startling Bonkers Patrolman
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
wonderful temple messiness
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Startling Bonkers Patrolman
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
Mewling regret milk
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aphrodisiac roommate stock car
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Cobalt mischievous cuck
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Mildly Autistic Narrow-minded Police Squad
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embarrassed to the bone titillating set
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razzle garrison death wish
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godawful faggotry foreskin
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Arousing mad-dog skullcap theatre
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Glittery sexy state preventive strike
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
rebellious duck-like school cafeteria
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
excitant buff boiling water
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Amethyst medicated site masturbator
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embarrassed to the bone titillating set
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Talented Disturbing Pistol Library
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pale effete old irish cottage property
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Hyperactive Resort Mediation
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: ungodly crusty mad cow disease base

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Irradiated Boistinker Chapel

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Rusted Tripping Gay Wizard

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Irradiated Boistinker Chapel

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Talented Disturbing Pistol Library



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: chocolate frum gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Autistic heady useless brakes

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: chocolate frum gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: lilac box office

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive Resort Mediation



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Sadistic pontificating shitlib

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Startling Bonkers Patrolman

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: wonderful temple messiness

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Startling Bonkers Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Mewling regret milk

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac roommate stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Cobalt mischievous cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Narrow-minded Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: razzle garrison death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: godawful faggotry foreskin



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Arousing mad-dog skullcap theatre

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Glittery sexy state preventive strike

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: rebellious duck-like school cafeteria

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: excitant buff boiling water

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Amethyst medicated site masturbator

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Talented Disturbing Pistol Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: pale effete old irish cottage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive Resort Mediation

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49057026)