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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
Green razzle crackhouse queen of the night
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Iridescent forum jew
  07/17/25
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Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
bateful address indirect expression
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
I have Hair
bateful address indirect expression
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
bateful address indirect expression
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Wild canary university
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Wild canary university
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
180
Cruel-hearted Mad Cow Disease Orchestra Pit
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Cruel-hearted Mad Cow Disease Orchestra Pit
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
Cruel-hearted Mad Cow Disease Orchestra Pit
  07/17/25
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Electric lake church building
  07/17/25
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well-lubricated feces antidepressant drug
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Electric lake church building
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Bright pervert electric furnace
  07/17/25
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bateful address indirect expression
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
Green razzle crackhouse queen of the night
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
curious azn
  07/17/25
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bull headed adventurous space persian
  07/17/25
awesome!
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Passionate Church Windowlicker
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
well-lubricated feces antidepressant drug
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
Mewling Institution
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Green razzle crackhouse queen of the night

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Iridescent forum jew

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Mewling Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: bateful address indirect expression

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: bateful address indirect expression

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: bateful address indirect expression

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Wild canary university

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Wild canary university

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mad Cow Disease Orchestra Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mad Cow Disease Orchestra Pit

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mad Cow Disease Orchestra Pit

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Electric lake church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated feces antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Electric lake church building

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Bright pervert electric furnace

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: bateful address indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Green razzle crackhouse queen of the night

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: curious azn

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous space persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Passionate Church Windowlicker

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated feces antidepressant drug

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Mewling Institution

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49110172)