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My brand new associate wasted no time getting fired in two working days

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter ...
bat-shit-crazy hot mad-dog skullcap
  12/28/25
I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp
glittery stage
  12/28/25
This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her ...
bat-shit-crazy hot mad-dog skullcap
  12/28/25
Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere
glittery stage
  12/28/25
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soul-stirring honey-headed digit ratio
  12/28/25
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drunken thirsty parlor
  12/28/25
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Big-titted Associate Famous Landscape Painting
  12/28/25
so why did he get fired?
Mischievous excitant site
  12/28/25
He choked and sexually touched an associate.
bat-shit-crazy hot mad-dog skullcap
  12/28/25
i'm sexually touching myself rn so what
Mischievous excitant site
  12/28/25
Did u wipe?
Big-titted Associate Famous Landscape Painting
  12/28/25
hdy
Mischievous excitant site
  12/28/25
I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around...
Obsidian Hell Factory Reset Button
  12/28/25
Sound like you're a good later to me
glittery stage
  12/28/25
OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next &ld...
mahogany ungodly dilemma
  12/28/25
u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.
Odious up-to-no-good church building
  12/28/25
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Beady-eyed Peach Sound Barrier Brunch
  12/28/25
Guessing he was a shortmo
frisky heaven haunted graveyard
  12/28/25
So, did she
underhanded faggotry
  12/28/25
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unholy cyan lay goal in life
  12/28/25
cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the i...
wonderful flirting forum cumskin
  12/28/25
It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs tha...
Orchid whorehouse
  12/28/25
Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour bi...
Obsidian Hell Factory Reset Button
  12/28/25
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Orchid whorehouse
  12/28/25
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zoomer sexuality expert
  12/31/25
He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s ove...
bat-shit-crazy hot mad-dog skullcap
  12/28/25
what's his moniker?
fishy resort
  12/28/25
https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg
soul-stirring honey-headed digit ratio
  12/28/25


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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:29 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hot mad-dog skullcap

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter associates (25) came out of the bathroom and he asked her “did you wipe?” Then she got freaked out and started walking away he cornered her in the hallway and said “I fuckin asked if you wiped.” Then he put his hands on her throat. Claimed he was joking. Police came he was charged with assault and sexual touching or something. Amazing how hard it is to find normal lawyers.



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: glittery stage

I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp

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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hot mad-dog skullcap

This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her neck.

Worst part is she wants to quit and she’s one of the hottest and best lawyers we have even at 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49544305)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: glittery stage

Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere

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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed digit ratio



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: drunken thirsty parlor



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Big-titted Associate Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: Mischievous excitant site

so why did he get fired?

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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hot mad-dog skullcap

He choked and sexually touched an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49544306)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Mischievous excitant site

i'm sexually touching myself rn so what

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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Big-titted Associate Famous Landscape Painting

Did u wipe?

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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Mischievous excitant site

hdy

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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Obsidian Hell Factory Reset Button

I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around her throat. And she’s not that hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49544302)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: glittery stage

Sound like you're a good later to me

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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: mahogany ungodly dilemma

OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next “mentee”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49544326)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: Odious up-to-no-good church building

u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49544313)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Peach Sound Barrier Brunch



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: frisky heaven haunted graveyard

Guessing he was a shortmo

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: underhanded faggotry

So, did she

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: unholy cyan lay goal in life



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: wonderful flirting forum cumskin

cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the issue wasn’t really in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49545099)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Orchid whorehouse

It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs that you were hiring a psychopath. You should have a chatty Becky in at least one round of hiring as your "Don't hire him, he gives me the creeps" canary.

Was he socially awkward or Ted Bundy suave? Race? Resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49545113)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Obsidian Hell Factory Reset Button

Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour biller.

This is a business, not an SEC fraternity. Little shrews in training can take some creepy breakroom cornering and painful-to-read flirtatious texts it won't kill them it's an adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49545158)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Orchid whorehouse



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hot mad-dog skullcap

He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s over 6’0. Not too fucked up. His hands were the size of Jordan’s. Maybe that’s a sign but I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49545195)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: fishy resort

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2...id.#49545163)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed digit ratio

https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg

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