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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
brilliant masturbator
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
brilliant masturbator
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
motley alcoholic parlor
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
motley alcoholic parlor
  09/10/24
Same
Razzmatazz center
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
motley alcoholic parlor
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
motley alcoholic parlor
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio
  09/10/24
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brilliant masturbator
  09/10/24
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Nudist transparent quadroon
  09/10/24
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salmon theatre kitty cat
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
brilliant masturbator
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
vigorous ape roommate
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
big windowlicker
  09/10/24
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Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio
  09/10/24
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Elite Crackhouse Black Woman
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
motley alcoholic parlor
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scarlet contagious stock car
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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indecent personal credit line
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indecent personal credit line
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
sooty marvelous office immigrant
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
multi-colored primrose church halford
  11/26/24
1800000
narrow-minded whorehouse filthpig
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: brilliant masturbator

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: brilliant masturbator

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: motley alcoholic parlor

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: motley alcoholic parlor

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz center

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: motley alcoholic parlor

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: motley alcoholic parlor

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: brilliant masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Nudist transparent quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: salmon theatre kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: brilliant masturbator

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: vigorous ape roommate

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: big windowlicker

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Elite Crackhouse Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: motley alcoholic parlor

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: scarlet contagious stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: indecent personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: indecent personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: sooty marvelous office immigrant

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Dun soul-stirring sex offender digit ratio

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: multi-colored primrose church halford

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded whorehouse filthpig

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#49736580)