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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
Know-it-all Immigrant
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Bright soul-stirring nowag university
  07/17/25
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wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
vibrant macaca antidepressant drug
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
I have Hair
vibrant macaca antidepressant drug
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
vibrant macaca antidepressant drug
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
tripping institution
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
tripping institution
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
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Comical Saffron Weed Whacker Kitchen
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Comical Saffron Weed Whacker Kitchen
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
Comical Saffron Weed Whacker Kitchen
  07/17/25
...
Orange slap-happy old irish cottage son of senegal
  07/17/25
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mind-boggling startled idiot hospital
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Orange slap-happy old irish cottage son of senegal
  07/17/25
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  07/17/25
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vibrant macaca antidepressant drug
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
Know-it-all Immigrant
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Histrionic Splenetic National
  07/17/25
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racy haunting milk
  07/17/25
awesome!
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
flesh cowardly cuckoldry
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
mind-boggling startled idiot hospital
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
wonderful chrome candlestick maker
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all Immigrant

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Bright soul-stirring nowag university

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: vibrant macaca antidepressant drug

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: vibrant macaca antidepressant drug

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: vibrant macaca antidepressant drug

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: tripping institution

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: tripping institution

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Comical Saffron Weed Whacker Kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Comical Saffron Weed Whacker Kitchen

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Comical Saffron Weed Whacker Kitchen

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Orange slap-happy old irish cottage son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling startled idiot hospital



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Orange slap-happy old irish cottage son of senegal

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Bisexual Brunch Liquid Oxygen

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: vibrant macaca antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Know-it-all Immigrant

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Splenetic National

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: racy haunting milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: flesh cowardly cuckoldry

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling startled idiot hospital

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: wonderful chrome candlestick maker

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49110172)