Date: January 24th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Everything from 1900 to present is pretty fucking shit. So what I would do is go back to about 2010 and scoop up a fucking shitload of bitcoin. I'd also put a ton of cash in a brokerage account on stocks I know will 50x or more between then and now. Then I'd return and be a multi billionaire