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>be born on third base >coach screams WHY AREN&rsqu...
the remains of the day
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Roy Cohn sucking Trump to completion
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Date: January 26th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: the remains of the day

>be born on third base

>coach screams WHY AREN’T YOU HOME YET

>daily ritual: pledge allegiance to a credit score

>tfw your college debt outlives your childhood dog

>medical bill arrives: “$5,000 for 3 stitches?!”

>hospital AI replies “skill issue” in Comic Sans

>argue about politics designed in 1789

>pretend hot dogs are cuisine

>eat a 72oz steak to cope

>still feel empty

>buy another flag to fill the void

>overhear Europeans call your history “cute”

>seethe silently while chugging diabetes soda

>dream of starting an LLC in Delaware

>wake up to active shooter drill at Walmart

>NPCs debate which billionaire cares about them

>smile through the active shooter drill

>download VPN to pirate insulin

>mumble “this is fine” until the lithium mines kick in

>update LinkedIn: “OPEN TO WORK (please)”

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Date: January 26th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: the remains of the day

> morning alarm: school shooter drills synced to Spotify’s “Pump Up!” playlist

> breakfast is a Tide Pod-shaped protein bar (gluten-free, despair-flavored)

> commute past 12 churches, 17 vape shops, 1 burning Olive Garden

> boss pings: “REMOTE WORKERS MUST WEAR PANTS ON ZOOM (HR’S AI IS WATCHING)”

> clock in for shift selling NFTs of public domain memes

> lunch break: GoFundMe for a coworker’s insulin, donate $5 (service fee: $4.99)

> afternoon seminar: “How to Monetize Your Trauma (Beginner to PTSD Pro)”

> check news: Congress bans water to invest in blockchain deserts

> Twitter war: Boomers vs. Zoomers over who ruined the apocalypse harder

> sunset obscured by wildfire smoke + Taco Bell’s new “Freedom Fumes™” ad blimp

> date night: split-screen swiping on Tinder and FEMA disaster alerts

> match with a girl whose bio says “✨NO DRAMA✨ (unless the FBI raids my crypto)”

> ghost her to binge-watch ads for AI therapists

> midnight epiphany: “What if I’m just a NPC in Elon’s Twitter feed?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5670988&forum_id=2...id.#48593371)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Luvu Did Nothing Wrong



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Date: January 27th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: the remains of the day



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Date: January 27th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: reinforcement learning



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Date: January 27th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: the remains of the day



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Date: January 27th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: large language model



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Date: January 27th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: the remains of the day



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Date: January 27th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: ...,,, ...,,, ...,,, ...,,, ...,,, .....



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Date: January 27th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Roy Cohn sucking Trump to completion



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Date: January 27th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: cannon

“>medical bill arrives: “$5,000 for 3 stitches?!”

>hospital AI replies “skill issue” in Comic Sans”

IRL lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5670988&forum_id=2...id.#48594216)



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Date: January 27th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Here's the thing about Tortas



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