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Date: January 26th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: the remains of the day
>be born on third base
>coach screams WHY AREN’T YOU HOME YET
>daily ritual: pledge allegiance to a credit score
>tfw your college debt outlives your childhood dog
>medical bill arrives: “$5,000 for 3 stitches?!”
>hospital AI replies “skill issue” in Comic Sans
>argue about politics designed in 1789
>pretend hot dogs are cuisine
>eat a 72oz steak to cope
>still feel empty
>buy another flag to fill the void
>overhear Europeans call your history “cute”
>seethe silently while chugging diabetes soda
>dream of starting an LLC in Delaware
>wake up to active shooter drill at Walmart
>NPCs debate which billionaire cares about them
>smile through the active shooter drill
>download VPN to pirate insulin
>mumble “this is fine” until the lithium mines kick in
>update LinkedIn: “OPEN TO WORK (please)”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5670988&forum_id=2...id.#48593367) |
Date: January 26th, 2025 10:30 PM Author: the remains of the day
> morning alarm: school shooter drills synced to Spotify’s “Pump Up!” playlist
> breakfast is a Tide Pod-shaped protein bar (gluten-free, despair-flavored)
> commute past 12 churches, 17 vape shops, 1 burning Olive Garden
> boss pings: “REMOTE WORKERS MUST WEAR PANTS ON ZOOM (HR’S AI IS WATCHING)”
> clock in for shift selling NFTs of public domain memes
> lunch break: GoFundMe for a coworker’s insulin, donate $5 (service fee: $4.99)
> afternoon seminar: “How to Monetize Your Trauma (Beginner to PTSD Pro)”
> check news: Congress bans water to invest in blockchain deserts
> Twitter war: Boomers vs. Zoomers over who ruined the apocalypse harder
> sunset obscured by wildfire smoke + Taco Bell’s new “Freedom Fumes™” ad blimp
> date night: split-screen swiping on Tinder and FEMA disaster alerts
> match with a girl whose bio says “✨NO DRAMA✨ (unless the FBI raids my crypto)”
> ghost her to binge-watch ads for AI therapists
> midnight epiphany: “What if I’m just a NPC in Elon’s Twitter feed?”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5670988&forum_id=2...id.#48593371) |
Date: January 27th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: ...,,, ...,,, ...,,, ...,,, ...,,, .....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5670988&forum_id=2...id.#48594187) |
Date: January 27th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: cannon
“>medical bill arrives: “$5,000 for 3 stitches?!”
>hospital AI replies “skill issue” in Comic Sans”
IRL lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5670988&forum_id=2...id.#48594216) |
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