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XO Chinks: RATE Our KUNG PAO CHICKEN (PICS)

we got kosher shaoxing wine from amazon https://imgur.co...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/26/26
Fuck that shit
Fucking Fuckface
  04/26/26
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...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/26/26
I'm enraged by peanuts in Asian food. Or perhaps it's engorg...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/27/26
they're pretty good in this dish
niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
ofs
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  04/27/26
not a chink but I am going to comment I am pleased to see c...
niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
yeah, he could definitely cook at higher temps but it does l...
Darnell
  04/27/26
I'm sure it tasted great, and I'm sure I would enjoy eating ...
niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
we've got an electric induction stove, and i'm at 9/9 heat t...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/27/26
ok that's fair, I think the recipetineats chick's recipe is ...
niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
tbf, the sauce was 180 and was yummy with the rice (made in ...
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  04/27/26
elephant brand rice cookers are so great
niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
180. we even have the zoji bread machine, which wife has bee...
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  04/27/26
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niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
authentic chinese food requires heat beyond what you get fro...
Darnell
  04/27/26
that would unfortunately require a gas stove and a propane t...
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  04/27/26
watching real chink cooks cooking on top of what looks like ...
niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
rofl wwov
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  04/27/26
yeah, the cheap route is to do that part of the cooking outd...
Darnell
  04/27/26
I am the *expert* at Kung Pao chicken. That is the only thi...
chilmata
  04/27/26
we made this recipe: https://www.recipetineats.com/kung-p...
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  04/27/26
I like that chick's website and have cooked some stuff from ...
niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
That's American takeout kung pao. The real deal does not hav...
niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
Wow, kind of like in Italy they have the "first dish&qu...
chilmata
  04/27/26
lmao fair enough
niggerstomper59
  04/27/26
very decent compared to your normal shitty slop but dat too ...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/27/26


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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we got kosher shaoxing wine from amazon

https://imgur.com/a/QB22MlA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49844984)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fuck that shit

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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm enraged by peanuts in Asian food. Or perhaps it's engorged. Either way, the comment stands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846802)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

they're pretty good in this dish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846809)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


ofs

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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

not a chink but I am going to comment

I am pleased to see correct looking dried chilis in there. But it looks too wet. Generally your chink dishes look too saucy to be authentic. This looks more how it should: https://thewoksoflife.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/kung-pao-chicken-14.jpg

And your green onions look wilted and sad. Consider dry searing them until they are almost a little blackened early on, and don't let them stew in the sauce. Which brings us back to the sauce. I fear you are adding too much sauce, and stewing the dish too long, probably on too low a temperature, rather than just flash frying the dish after you add the sauce and getting it out of the wok asap. Whatever temperature you think is the maximum it can bear, crank it up another couple of notches, and when you think it has only just begun to cook, you're done, take it out.

cconsider this: https://thewoksoflife.com/kung-pao-chicken/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846769)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Darnell

yeah, he could definitely cook at higher temps but it does look tasty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846816)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

I'm sure it tasted great, and I'm sure I would enjoy eating it, but it's too saucy and stewy for what it is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846824)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we've got an electric induction stove, and i'm at 9/9 heat the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846822)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

ok that's fair, I think the recipetineats chick's recipe is quite saucy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846825)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tbf, the sauce was 180 and was yummy with the rice (made in the zoji, which is always 180)

that chink's blog is really good. we make a lot of her stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846830)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

elephant brand rice cookers are so great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846839)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


180. we even have the zoji bread machine, which wife has been using for the dough for challah. l'chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846861)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846882)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Darnell

authentic chinese food requires heat beyond what you get from most domestic cooktops. you need a LOT of heat for a very short time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846828)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


that would unfortunately require a gas stove and a propane tank. one day...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846837)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

watching real chink cooks cooking on top of what looks like a jet engine in afterburner mode is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846842)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


rofl

wwov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846853)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Darnell

yeah, the cheap route is to do that part of the cooking outdoors on a burner supplied by a propane tank.

the best set up is induction for most cooking and a separate wok burner with natural gas. also helps to have a serious hood to vent all the cooking fumes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846846)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: chilmata

I am the *expert* at Kung Pao chicken. That is the only thing I order when I get chinese. You can tell the quality by how they slice their vegetables. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING VEGETABLES! 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846808)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we made this recipe:

https://www.recipetineats.com/kung-pao-chicken/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846811)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

I like that chick's website and have cooked some stuff from there, but I don't like this recipe. Prease consider the one I linked instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846820)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

That's American takeout kung pao. The real deal does not have a lot of vegetables in the dish, they have separate vegetable dishes at the same time instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846812)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: chilmata

Wow, kind of like in Italy they have the "first dish" which is pasta and the "second dish" which is a protein, but here in America we like to eat everything together so the chinks and the wops can eat however the fuck they want but I WANT VEGETABLES IN MY FUCKING KUNG PAO. My 120 rating is CONFIRMED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846829)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

lmao fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846836)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

very decent compared to your normal shitty slop but dat too many nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2...id.#49846860)