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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Violent Gaped Mexican Rehab
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Effete blood rage
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Buff Public Bath Becky
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
carmine spot sex offender
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Buff Public Bath Becky
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Buff Public Bath Becky
  06/29/24
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tantric bearded box office
  06/29/24
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Fishy wonderful plaza athletic conference
  06/29/24
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Free-loading Tan School Circlehead
  06/29/24
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Aromatic church building
  06/29/24
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brindle corn cake
  06/29/24
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Violent Gaped Mexican Rehab
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
tantric bearded box office
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
pink duck-like death wish
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
seedy boiling water office
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
tantric bearded box office
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
seedy boiling water office
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
tantric bearded box office
  06/29/24
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seedy boiling water office
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
red turdskin garrison
  06/22/25
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mind-boggling rigor
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
pink duck-like death wish
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Lilac Floppy Headpube Center
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
seedy boiling water office
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Lilac Floppy Headpube Center
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Beady-eyed grizzly chapel
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Fishy wonderful plaza athletic conference
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Aphrodisiac knife stage
  06/29/24
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greedy temple rigpig
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Lime naked university lettuce
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Hilarious Legend
  06/29/24
Jfc
spruce masturbator station
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
brindle corn cake
  06/29/24
she did it again
Violent Gaped Mexican Rehab
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
odious juggernaut field
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
mind-boggling rigor
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Effete blood rage
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Violent Gaped Mexican Rehab

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Effete blood rage

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Buff Public Bath Becky

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: carmine spot sex offender

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Buff Public Bath Becky

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Buff Public Bath Becky

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: tantric bearded box office

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Fishy wonderful plaza athletic conference

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Free-loading Tan School Circlehead

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Aromatic church building



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: brindle corn cake



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Violent Gaped Mexican Rehab



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: tantric bearded box office

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: pink duck-like death wish

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: seedy boiling water office

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: tantric bearded box office

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: seedy boiling water office

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: tantric bearded box office

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: seedy boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: red turdskin garrison

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling rigor



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: pink duck-like death wish

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Lilac Floppy Headpube Center

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: seedy boiling water office

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Lilac Floppy Headpube Center

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly chapel

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Fishy wonderful plaza athletic conference

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac knife stage

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: greedy temple rigpig



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Lime naked university lettuce

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Hilarious Legend

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: spruce masturbator station

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: brindle corn cake

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Violent Gaped Mexican Rehab

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: odious juggernaut field

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling rigor

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Effete blood rage

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041232)