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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Cordovan Nighttime Box Office Sex Offender
  11/29/25
Women are 180
burgundy school cafeteria
  11/29/25
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Hateful dopamine stag film
  11/29/25
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burgundy school cafeteria
  11/29/25
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bateful brindle regret
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burgundy school cafeteria
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
curious glassy trust fund
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Cordovan Nighttime Box Office Sex Offender
  11/29/25
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Hateful dopamine stag film
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
appetizing jet french chef hall
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Cordovan Nighttime Box Office Sex Offender
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
appetizing jet french chef hall
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
erotic newt jew
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Umber Mischievous Chapel
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Translucent immigrant
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Cordovan Nighttime Box Office Sex Offender
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
saffron therapy fanboi
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Purple Vibrant Elastic Band
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
saffron therapy fanboi
  11/29/25
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appetizing jet french chef hall
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
drab geriatric clown
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
curious glassy trust fund
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
cerise preventive strike national
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
curious glassy trust fund
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Maroon Cuckold
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Cordovan Nighttime Box Office Sex Offender

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: burgundy school cafeteria

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Hateful dopamine stag film



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: burgundy school cafeteria



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: bateful brindle regret



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: burgundy school cafeteria



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: curious glassy trust fund

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Cordovan Nighttime Box Office Sex Offender

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Hateful dopamine stag film



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: appetizing jet french chef hall

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Cordovan Nighttime Box Office Sex Offender

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: appetizing jet french chef hall

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: erotic newt jew

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Umber Mischievous Chapel

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Translucent immigrant

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Cordovan Nighttime Box Office Sex Offender

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: saffron therapy fanboi

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Purple Vibrant Elastic Band

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: saffron therapy fanboi

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: appetizing jet french chef hall



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: drab geriatric clown

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: curious glassy trust fund

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: cerise preventive strike national

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: curious glassy trust fund

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Maroon Cuckold

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2...id.#49490766)