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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Provocative church building
  06/30/25
wow lol
Thriller twisted hominid pit
  06/30/25
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bronze boistinker death wish
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Thriller twisted hominid pit
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Provocative church building
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
cracking lay circlehead
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Provocative church building
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Hot mischievous lodge old irish cottage
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Razzmatazz Hospital Mexican
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Thriller twisted hominid pit
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Claret idiot stain
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Provocative church building
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Razzmatazz Hospital Mexican
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
charcoal voyeur
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Thriller twisted hominid pit
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Provocative church building
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Lavender Adventurous Field
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
cobalt heady station
  06/30/25
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garnet theater keepsake machete
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Avocado locus
  06/30/25
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Provocative church building
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Topaz sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
stirring hell trump supporter
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
rough-skinned racy set
  06/30/25
...
Claret idiot stain
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
charcoal voyeur
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
chest-beating chrome place of business
  07/01/25
...
stirring hell trump supporter
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
fragrant painfully honest abode
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Purple diverse point faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Internet-worthy stead police squad
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Glittery disrespectful garrison
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Green nursing home messiness
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Arousing aqua spot cumskin
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Provocative church building

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Thriller twisted hominid pit

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: bronze boistinker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Thriller twisted hominid pit

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Provocative church building

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: cracking lay circlehead

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Provocative church building

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Hot mischievous lodge old irish cottage

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Hospital Mexican

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Thriller twisted hominid pit

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Claret idiot stain

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Provocative church building

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Hospital Mexican

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: charcoal voyeur

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Thriller twisted hominid pit

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Provocative church building

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Field

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: cobalt heady station

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: garnet theater keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Avocado locus

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Provocative church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Topaz sneaky criminal

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: stirring hell trump supporter

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: rough-skinned racy set

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Claret idiot stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: charcoal voyeur

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: chest-beating chrome place of business

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: stirring hell trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: fragrant painfully honest abode

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Purple diverse point faggot firefighter

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Internet-worthy stead police squad

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Glittery disrespectful garrison

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Green nursing home messiness

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Arousing aqua spot cumskin

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065360)