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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
heady knife
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
trip ticket booth
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
heady knife
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
trip ticket booth
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Multi-colored institution mad-dog skullcap
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
Abnormal 180 chapel scourge upon the earth
  03/21/26
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Multi-colored institution mad-dog skullcap
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
provocative weed whacker famous landscape painting
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
Multi-colored institution mad-dog skullcap
  03/21/26
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fatty nigger
  03/23/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
Silver insecure elastic band state
  03/20/26
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trip ticket booth
  03/20/26
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heady knife
  03/20/26
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Multi-colored institution mad-dog skullcap
  03/21/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
rusted aromatic clown
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
Odious corn cake
  03/20/26
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Odious corn cake
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
exhilarant wrinkle
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
cerise aphrodisiac point legal warrant
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Slate razzle regret trust fund
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
Twinkling slap-happy party of the first part
  03/21/26
wow
Bud Light
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
Razzle-dazzle Awkward University
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  03/22/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
""''"'"'"'".
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
rear naked choke
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Richard Ames
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
fatty nigger
  03/23/26
lol
Bud Light
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
fatty nigger
  03/27/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: heady knife

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: heady knife

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored institution mad-dog skullcap

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Abnormal 180 chapel scourge upon the earth

Cox -> Coxglorious

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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored institution mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: provocative weed whacker famous landscape painting

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored institution mad-dog skullcap

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Silver insecure elastic band state

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: trip ticket booth



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: heady knife



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored institution mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: rusted aromatic clown

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Odious corn cake

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Odious corn cake



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: exhilarant wrinkle

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: cerise aphrodisiac point legal warrant

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Slate razzle regret trust fund

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Twinkling slap-happy party of the first part

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Bud Light

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Awkward University

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: ""''"'"'"'".

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: rear naked choke

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Richard Ames

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Bud Light

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id.#49773665)