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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
unhinged stirring center
  07/17/22
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Territorial razzle dopamine
  07/17/22
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stimulating blathering voyeur casino
  07/17/22
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Exhilarant Cobalt Office Queen Of The Night
  07/18/22
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unhinged stirring center
  09/29/22
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unhinged stirring center
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Razzle-dazzle impertinent international law enforcement agency jewess
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Razzle-dazzle impertinent international law enforcement agency jewess
  01/07/23
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Exhilarant Cobalt Office Queen Of The Night
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Floppy Bronze Friendly Grandma
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Floppy Bronze Friendly Grandma
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Concupiscible state roommate
  03/18/23
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unhinged stirring center
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Floppy Bronze Friendly Grandma
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
nudist clown
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Yapping brindle chad
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
violet dog poop
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
violet dog poop
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
violet dog poop
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
big spruce principal's office
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
violet dog poop
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
violet dog poop
  08/23/24
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violet dog poop
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
violet dog poop
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
violet dog poop
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
violet dog poop
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Frisky Cuckoldry Pit
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
beta cocky point goal in life
  09/28/24
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unhinged stirring center
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
violet dog poop
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
violet dog poop
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: unhinged stirring center

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Territorial razzle dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: stimulating blathering voyeur casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant Cobalt Office Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: unhinged stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: unhinged stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle impertinent international law enforcement agency jewess

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle impertinent international law enforcement agency jewess

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant Cobalt Office Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Floppy Bronze Friendly Grandma

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Floppy Bronze Friendly Grandma

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible state roommate

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: unhinged stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Floppy Bronze Friendly Grandma

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: nudist clown

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Yapping brindle chad

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: violet dog poop

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: violet dog poop

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: violet dog poop

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: big spruce principal's office

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: violet dog poop

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: violet dog poop

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: violet dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: violet dog poop

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: violet dog poop

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: violet dog poop

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Frisky Cuckoldry Pit

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: beta cocky point goal in life

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: unhinged stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: violet dog poop

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: violet dog poop

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#49932244)