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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
Apoplectic Nowag
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
Apoplectic Nowag
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
talking histrionic chapel
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
(TMF)
Mint Library Rigor
  06/27/25
...
chrome fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
Lascivious nofapping parlour
  06/27/25
?
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
Lascivious nofapping parlour
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
talking histrionic chapel
  06/27/25
39
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
CR.
talking histrionic chapel
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
talking histrionic chapel
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
talking histrionic chapel
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
talking histrionic chapel
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
talking histrionic chapel
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
Razzle-dazzle business firm
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
fishy bespoke juggernaut
  06/27/25
6'0"
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
talking histrionic chapel
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
talking histrionic chapel
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
like 80%
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
Bitterness
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/27/25
...
lilac supple quadroon mad-dog skullcap
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
fishy bespoke juggernaut
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
deep blood rage locale
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
Adventurous crotch brunch
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
chrome fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
bearded kitchen degenerate
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
house-broken wonderful state skinny woman
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
cream marvelous sneaky criminal point
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
Lavender Patrolman Clown
  06/28/25
Nice brother
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
Lavender Patrolman Clown
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
Lavender Patrolman Clown
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic Nowag

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic Nowag

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: talking histrionic chapel

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Mint Library Rigor

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: chrome fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Lascivious nofapping parlour

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: Lascivious nofapping parlour

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: talking histrionic chapel

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: talking histrionic chapel

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: talking histrionic chapel

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: talking histrionic chapel

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: talking histrionic chapel

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: talking histrionic chapel

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle business firm

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: fishy bespoke juggernaut

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: talking histrionic chapel

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: talking histrionic chapel

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: lilac supple quadroon mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: fishy bespoke juggernaut

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: deep blood rage locale

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Adventurous crotch brunch

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: chrome fortuitous meteor

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: bearded kitchen degenerate

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: house-broken wonderful state skinny woman

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: cream marvelous sneaky criminal point

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Lavender Patrolman Clown

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Lavender Patrolman Clown

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Metal Maniacal Gas Station Depressive

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Lavender Patrolman Clown

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49066662)