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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch
  06/30/25
wow lol
Snowy newt
  06/30/25
...
zombie-like market
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Snowy newt
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
lavender native
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Spruce cruise ship
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Hilarious excitant hell
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Snowy newt
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Gay international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Hilarious excitant hell
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Apoplectic national candlestick maker
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Snowy newt
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Swashbuckling Old Irish Cottage Regret
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Vivacious jet area cuckoldry
  06/30/25
...
narrow-minded 180 office party of the first part
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Abnormal affirmative action parlor
  06/30/25
...
free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Godawful corner
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Comical Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
hairraiser pearl multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
...
Gay international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Apoplectic national candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
doobsian orchid selfie
  07/01/25
...
Comical Water Buffalo
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
geriatric fear-inspiring partner
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
tripping splenetic den rigpig
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Saffron Church
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Contagious Juggernaut Indian Lodge
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Fragrant brunch rigor
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Violet Death Wish Church Building
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Snowy newt

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: zombie-like market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Snowy newt

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: lavender native

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Spruce cruise ship

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Hilarious excitant hell

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Snowy newt

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Gay international law enforcement agency

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Hilarious excitant hell

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Apoplectic national candlestick maker

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Snowy newt

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Old Irish Cottage Regret

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Vivacious jet area cuckoldry

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded 180 office party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Abnormal affirmative action parlor

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: free-loading misunderstood hairy legs crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Godawful corner

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: hairraiser pearl multi-billionaire

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Gay international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Apoplectic national candlestick maker

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: doobsian orchid selfie

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: geriatric fear-inspiring partner

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: tripping splenetic den rigpig

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Saffron Church

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Contagious Juggernaut Indian Lodge

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Fragrant brunch rigor

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Violet Death Wish Church Building

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065360)