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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points

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curious trailer park fortuitous meteor
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
Chestnut Heady Theatre Candlestick Maker
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
adventurous wine nursing home
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
Chestnut Heady Theatre Candlestick Maker
  07/18/25
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Ebony legend
  07/18/25
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Mentally Impaired Soul-stirring Stage
  07/18/25
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Stimulating flesh orchestra pit puppy
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
Metal scourge upon the earth
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
adventurous wine nursing home
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
orchid meetinghouse
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
passionate parlour
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
salmon abode
  07/18/25
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Milky Hairraiser Locus Mexican
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
bronze awkward headpube
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
passionate parlour
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
mustard nibblets bawdyhouse
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
passionate parlour
  07/18/25
girth or length?
180 lettuce hell
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
lake rambunctious half-breed
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
Maroon Philosopher-king
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
Sapphire Athletic Conference Laser Beams
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
Maroon Philosopher-king
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
wonderful olive casino blood rage
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
Cowardly Area
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
smoky faggot firefighter
  07/18/25
300k
cruel-hearted police squad
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
Mentally Impaired Soul-stirring Stage
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
smoky faggot firefighter
  07/18/25
is this a real question
Mentally Impaired Soul-stirring Stage
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
godawful crystalline tank dopamine
  07/18/25
wow
smoky faggot firefighter
  07/18/25
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Milky Hairraiser Locus Mexican
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
Poppy Sick Base Becky
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
Ebony legend
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
cream frisky hall prole
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
cream frisky hall prole
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
Violent Legal Warrant
  07/18/25
saame
Maniacal goyim coffee pot
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
beta kitty cat institution
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
Very tactful black factory reset button
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
Chrome Flatulent Piazza
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
Carnelian irradiated milk forum
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
excitant mahogany temple coldplay fan
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
Provocative Fear-inspiring Native Mood
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
Milky Hairraiser Locus Mexican
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: curious trailer park fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Theatre Candlestick Maker

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: adventurous wine nursing home

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Theatre Candlestick Maker

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Ebony legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Soul-stirring Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: Stimulating flesh orchestra pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Metal scourge upon the earth

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: adventurous wine nursing home

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: orchid meetinghouse

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: passionate parlour

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: salmon abode

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Milky Hairraiser Locus Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: bronze awkward headpube

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: passionate parlour

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: mustard nibblets bawdyhouse

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: passionate parlour

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: 180 lettuce hell

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: lake rambunctious half-breed

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Maroon Philosopher-king

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Sapphire Athletic Conference Laser Beams

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Maroon Philosopher-king

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: wonderful olive casino blood rage

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Cowardly Area

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: smoky faggot firefighter

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted police squad

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Soul-stirring Stage

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: smoky faggot firefighter

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Soul-stirring Stage

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: godawful crystalline tank dopamine

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: smoky faggot firefighter

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Milky Hairraiser Locus Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Poppy Sick Base Becky

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Ebony legend

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: cream frisky hall prole

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: cream frisky hall prole

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Violent Legal Warrant

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Maniacal goyim coffee pot

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: beta kitty cat institution

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Very tactful black factory reset button

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Chrome Flatulent Piazza

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Carnelian irradiated milk forum

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: excitant mahogany temple coldplay fan

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Provocative Fear-inspiring Native Mood

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Milky Hairraiser Locus Mexican

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49115313)