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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
floppy roommate dingle berry
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Cyan Talking University
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
floppy roommate dingle berry
  07/14/25
100%
Multi-colored hall coffee pot
  07/15/25
FAG
Bearded Wild Bawdyhouse Ladyboy
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
pungent arousing queen of the night
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Laughsome Cumskin Psychic
  07/14/25
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splenetic stage
  07/14/25
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Multi-colored hall coffee pot
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
bateful arrogant depressive crotch
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
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Blathering curious toilet seat gunner
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
bateful arrogant depressive crotch
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
bateful arrogant depressive crotch
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
bateful arrogant depressive crotch
  07/14/25
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Razzle-dazzle Fear-inspiring Volcanic Crater Place Of Business
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Lemon twisted indirect expression library
  07/15/25
Lol
bateful arrogant depressive crotch
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Bearded Wild Bawdyhouse Ladyboy
  07/15/25
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Multi-colored hall coffee pot
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Smoky Set
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
splenetic stage
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
floppy roommate dingle berry
  07/14/25
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Cyan Talking University
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bateful arrogant depressive crotch
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
floppy roommate dingle berry
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
wut
Snowy domesticated travel guidebook cuck
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Henna hominid site
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Razzle-dazzle Fear-inspiring Volcanic Crater Place Of Business
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Dark mind-boggling locus old irish cottage
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Shivering rehab blood rage
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Chrome Flirting House Mediation
  07/15/25
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pungent arousing queen of the night
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navy impertinent nibblets private investor
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Blathering curious toilet seat gunner
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Elite ungodly step-uncle's house
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bateful arrogant depressive crotch
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Aphrodisiac temple philosopher-king
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navy impertinent nibblets private investor
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Multi-colored hall coffee pot
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Multi-colored hall coffee pot
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Razzle-dazzle Fear-inspiring Volcanic Crater Place Of Business
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Odious fat ankles
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Obsidian field really tough guy
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Effete dopamine
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Razzle-dazzle Fear-inspiring Volcanic Crater Place Of Business
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Godawful costumed chad
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
free-loading piazza
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
dashing gaped striped hyena
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Supple Transparent Resort
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
exciting immigrant
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
unhinged heady pistol electric furnace
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Lemon twisted indirect expression library
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violet church
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Bearded Wild Bawdyhouse Ladyboy
  07/15/25
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bateful arrogant depressive crotch
  07/15/25
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Multi-colored hall coffee pot
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Multi-colored hall coffee pot
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: floppy roommate dingle berry

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cyan Talking University

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: floppy roommate dingle berry

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall coffee pot

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Bearded Wild Bawdyhouse Ladyboy

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: pungent arousing queen of the night

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Cumskin Psychic

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: splenetic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: bateful arrogant depressive crotch

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Blathering curious toilet seat gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: bateful arrogant depressive crotch

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: bateful arrogant depressive crotch

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: bateful arrogant depressive crotch

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fear-inspiring Volcanic Crater Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Lemon twisted indirect expression library

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bateful arrogant depressive crotch

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bearded Wild Bawdyhouse Ladyboy

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Smoky Set

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: splenetic stage

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: floppy roommate dingle berry

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cyan Talking University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: bateful arrogant depressive crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: floppy roommate dingle berry

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Snowy domesticated travel guidebook cuck

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Henna hominid site

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fear-inspiring Volcanic Crater Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: charismatic mildly autistic lay partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Chrome Flirting House Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: electric pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Dark mind-boggling locus old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Shivering rehab blood rage

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Chrome Flirting House Mediation

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: pungent arousing queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: navy impertinent nibblets private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Blathering curious toilet seat gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Elite ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bateful arrogant depressive crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: blue slimy boistinker stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac temple philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: navy impertinent nibblets private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall coffee pot

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fear-inspiring Volcanic Crater Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Odious fat ankles

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Obsidian field really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Effete dopamine

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fear-inspiring Volcanic Crater Place Of Business

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Godawful costumed chad

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: free-loading piazza

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dashing gaped striped hyena

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Supple Transparent Resort

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: exciting immigrant

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: unhinged heady pistol electric furnace

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lemon twisted indirect expression library

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: violet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Bearded Wild Bawdyhouse Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: bateful arrogant depressive crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall coffee pot

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: turquoise cerebral scourge upon the earth

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)