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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Jet-lagged Chest-beating Office Haunted Graveyard
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
stimulating business firm
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
adventurous nighttime messiness death wish
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Silver mad-dog skullcap
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
stimulating business firm
  11/12/24
wow!
Unhinged Black Woman Gaping
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
aphrodisiac hall
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
fiercely-loyal internal respiration dog poop
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stimulating business firm
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Blue Cruise Ship Cuckold
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Unhinged Black Woman Gaping
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Silver mad-dog skullcap
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arousing hateful dingle berry
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Very Tactful Swashbuckling Library
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rebellious market
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zombie-like angry school cafeteria wagecucks
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Unhinged Black Woman Gaping
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Aspie Pickup Line
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Blue Cruise Ship Cuckold
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
stimulating business firm
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
azure deranged idea he suggested
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Bright talented skinny woman telephone
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
adventurous nighttime messiness death wish
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Irradiated sickened fat ankles
  11/12/24
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rebellious market
  06/08/25
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zombie-like angry school cafeteria wagecucks
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
ocher native elastic band
  11/12/24
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Unhinged Black Woman Gaping
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Up-to-no-good stirring boistinker
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Dull locale
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Unhinged Black Woman Gaping
  11/12/24
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Unhinged Black Woman Gaping
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
soul-stirring frozen keepsake machete plaza
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Very Tactful Swashbuckling Library
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Salmon 180 Degenerate Area
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Very Tactful Swashbuckling Library
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
stimulating business firm
  06/08/25
Damning.
self-centered locus mother
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chest-beating Office Haunted Graveyard

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: adventurous nighttime messiness death wish

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Silver mad-dog skullcap

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Unhinged Black Woman Gaping

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal internal respiration dog poop

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: stimulating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Blue Cruise Ship Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Unhinged Black Woman Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Silver mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: arousing hateful dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Very Tactful Swashbuckling Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: rebellious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: zombie-like angry school cafeteria wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Unhinged Black Woman Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Blue Cruise Ship Cuckold

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: azure deranged idea he suggested

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Bright talented skinny woman telephone

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: adventurous nighttime messiness death wish

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Irradiated sickened fat ankles

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: rebellious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: zombie-like angry school cafeteria wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: ocher native elastic band

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Unhinged Black Woman Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good stirring boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Dull locale

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Unhinged Black Woman Gaping

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Unhinged Black Woman Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring frozen keepsake machete plaza

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Very Tactful Swashbuckling Library

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Salmon 180 Degenerate Area

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Very Tactful Swashbuckling Library

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: self-centered locus mother

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996493)