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Not flame THE HORRORS of being a parent

Not flame responses only please no dumb shit. I have 5 k...
A slightly younger poaster (32)
  05/01/26
land of the free home of the brave
UhOh
  05/01/26
This lmao. Spent over $4000 in the last year on baseball equ...
A slightly younger poaster (32)
  05/01/26
everyone in the US shld just be executed
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/01/26


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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: A slightly younger poaster (32)

Not flame responses only please no dumb shit.

I have 5 kids. My 4 year old is (special needs) in the sense that he is slow on speech but for some reason can hit a baseball further than my 6 year old. Hes fine he can count and he’s intelligent. State just wants money.

So a week ago he was riding his bike close to the street. I had street duties for every kid in the neighborhood after working 80 Hours this week. So I see a car coming and I grab him and get him out of the street.

Apparently he goes to school in his broken words and says “daddy choked me!” They video everything and he was laughing on video bc they had to show me early.

The people “investigating this case” was a 300 lb “Beyoncé” and a 27 year old social worker with a nose ring and cats (no husband). I was cleared immediately when I told my story.

Even though “Trump won” the Biden woke era is coming back in full force FYI.

It’s also why you can never trust a woman you’re “married to” because she will ask “what did you do where did you pick him up?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862531&forum_id=2...id.#49857480)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: UhOh

land of the free home of the brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862531&forum_id=2...id.#49857487)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: A slightly younger poaster (32)

This lmao. Spent over $4000 in the last year on baseball equipment for my old kid that I spend 6 hours a day researching the science of hitting that I never had as a college player and workout with him in the gym an hour a day but I’m a bad dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862531&forum_id=2...id.#49857489)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

everyone in the US shld just be executed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862531&forum_id=2...id.#49857493)