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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
Marvelous round eye national
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Aromatic Native
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Glassy Razzle-dazzle Shrine
  09/18/14
fair
cheese-eating elastic band
  09/18/14
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supple insane ticket booth
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Mind-boggling Legal Warrant Box Office
  02/26/16
No man
internet-worthy flirting orchestra pit
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
vibrant toaster
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Jet State
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
pink adventurous abode
  02/26/16
fuk u
Appetizing green new version
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brindle kitchen
  02/26/16
Lol fags
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brindle kitchen
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
bearded stubborn church building
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
mauve striped hyena black woman
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Aquamarine space mood
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Drab arrogant gay wizard
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
mauve striped hyena black woman
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
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Marvelous round eye national
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I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
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  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Iridescent Irradiated Theater Ceo
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Bistre puppy stead
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Iridescent Irradiated Theater Ceo
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Marvelous round eye national

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Native

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Glassy Razzle-dazzle Shrine

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: supple insane ticket booth



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Legal Warrant Box Office

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy flirting orchestra pit

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: vibrant toaster

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Jet State

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: pink adventurous abode

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Appetizing green new version

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Glassy Razzle-dazzle Shrine



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Legal Warrant Box Office



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Awkward rigpig heaven



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: cowardly copper home



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: brindle kitchen



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly buck-toothed queen of the night reading party

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: brindle kitchen



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: bearded stubborn church building

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: mauve striped hyena black woman

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine space mood

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Drab arrogant gay wizard

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: mauve striped hyena black woman

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Drab arrogant gay wizard

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: brindle kitchen



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: brindle kitchen



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal contagious volcanic crater

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Marvelous round eye national



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Bistre puppy stead

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Iridescent Irradiated Theater Ceo

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Bistre puppy stead

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Iridescent Irradiated Theater Ceo

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Cocky massive cumskin parlour

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Iridescent Irradiated Theater Ceo



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Bistre puppy stead



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: brindle kitchen



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered Becky Lay

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: brindle kitchen



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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