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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
ruby dashing faggot firefighter pit
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
ruby dashing faggot firefighter pit
  10/17/25
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wonderful puppy property
  10/17/25
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Rim Tiggins
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
rose thriller cumskin
  10/17/25
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soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
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rebellious dopamine
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
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  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
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  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
rose thriller cumskin
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
grizzly startling azn jap
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Green casino
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Green casino
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
hideous death wish
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Green casino
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
ponyboy curtis
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
white spectacular brethren
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
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insecure tan stage
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
hideous death wish
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
wonderful puppy property
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
razzle-dazzle selfie market
  10/17/25
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soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
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insecure tan stage
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
wonderful puppy property
  10/17/25
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rebellious dopamine
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Nazca Redlines
  10/18/25
lol
A Dick is Not Dispositive
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STEPHEN MILLER
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
razzle sick turdskin shrine
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
razzle sick turdskin shrine
  10/17/25
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soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge
  10/17/25
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Rim Tiggins
  10/18/25
:(
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Bat shit crazy brindle bbw national
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He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Navy fortuitous meteor potus
  10/18/25
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young Boasthard
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
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  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
SneakersSO
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers
  10/18/25
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goy orbison
  10/18/25
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....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,..,::,....,:,..,.
  10/18/25
no homo at all
richard clock
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
SneakersSO
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,..,::,....,:,..,.
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Candy Ride
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
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  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
full-time AI slop consumer
  10/18/25
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kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
VP of Poasting
  10/18/25
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richard clock
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: ruby dashing faggot firefighter pit

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: ruby dashing faggot firefighter pit

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: wonderful puppy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Rim Tiggins (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: rose thriller cumskin

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: rebellious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,..,::,....,:,..,.


Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: rose thriller cumskin

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: grizzly startling azn jap

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Green casino

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Green casino

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: hideous death wish

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Green casino

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp)

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: white spectacular brethren

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: insecure tan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: hideous death wish

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: wonderful puppy property

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle selfie market

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: insecure tan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: wonderful puppy property

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: rebellious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: razzle sick turdskin shrine

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: razzle sick turdskin shrine

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperventilating newt lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rim Tiggins (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: buff athletic conference boiling water

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy brindle bbw national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor potus

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: young Boasthard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: SneakersSO

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,..,::,....,:,..,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: richard clock

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: SneakersSO

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,..,::,....,:,..,.


If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: full-time AI slop consumer

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: VP of Poasting

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49359746)