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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
olive lodge
  04/05/26
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stubborn arousing headpube
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
olive lodge
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
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  04/05/26
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Apoplectic harsh native
  04/05/26
Lol
know-it-all drab giraffe
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
irate flesh toilet seat
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
irate flesh toilet seat
  04/05/26
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olive lodge
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
180 aggressive masturbator hell
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
stubborn arousing headpube
  04/05/26
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Up-to-no-good Avocado Jew
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
rebellious shimmering corn cake
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Bistre twisted locus weed whacker
  04/05/26
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racy bisexual filthpig
  04/05/26
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Stimulating Incel
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
big point rigor
  04/05/26
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irradiated hospital
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
big point rigor
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Pea-brained cruise ship
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Stirring space
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Swashbuckling background story
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Splenetic indian lodge pozpig
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
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  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Ultramarine brunch newt
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Stirring space
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Splenetic indian lodge pozpig
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Ultramarine brunch newt
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
racy bisexual filthpig
  04/05/26
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olive lodge
  04/05/26
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Multi-colored impressive useless brakes
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Pea-brained cruise ship
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Ultramarine brunch newt
  04/05/26
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Apoplectic harsh native
  04/05/26
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Apoplectic harsh native
  04/05/26
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exciting patrolman laser beams
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
exciting patrolman laser beams
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
nudist property
  04/05/26
...
olive lodge
  04/05/26
...
gold cerebral electric furnace site
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Fragrant People Who Are Hurt
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Pea-brained cruise ship
  04/05/26
...
Ultramarine brunch newt
  04/05/26
...
Provocative indigo french chef pisswyrm
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Jade charismatic casino
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
gold cerebral electric furnace site
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: olive lodge

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: stubborn arousing headpube



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: olive lodge

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: gold cerebral electric furnace site

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic harsh native



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: know-it-all drab giraffe

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: irate flesh toilet seat

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: irate flesh toilet seat

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: olive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: 180 aggressive masturbator hell

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: stubborn arousing headpube

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Avocado Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: rebellious shimmering corn cake

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Bistre twisted locus weed whacker

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: racy bisexual filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Stimulating Incel



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: big point rigor

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: irradiated hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: big point rigor

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained cruise ship

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Stirring space

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling background story

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Splenetic indian lodge pozpig

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: orchid supple library bbw

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine brunch newt

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Stirring space

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Splenetic indian lodge pozpig

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine brunch newt

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: racy bisexual filthpig

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: olive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored impressive useless brakes



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Pea-brained cruise ship

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine brunch newt

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic harsh native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic harsh native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: exciting patrolman laser beams



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: exciting patrolman laser beams

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: nudist property

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: olive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: gold cerebral electric furnace site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Fragrant People Who Are Hurt

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained cruise ship

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine brunch newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Provocative indigo french chef pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Jade charismatic casino

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: gold cerebral electric furnace site

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sapphire sanctuary voyeur

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49812165)